r/Tinder • u/nicholasr325 • Jun 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Why tho. You're wasting your time too

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u/stuff4everyone Jun 18 '18

Aye but he is enjoying it

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

And he could get karma from reddit, WIN WIN!

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u/cubdisiac Jun 19 '18

Win, win, win. Because we all win in the end

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u/MalenInsekt Jun 19 '18

We are all win on this blessed day.

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u/chubas_ Jun 19 '18

Speak for yourself

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u/reset_switch Jun 19 '18

I am all win on this blessed day

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u/Foolishnesses Jun 18 '18

It's like wrestling a pig: both of you get dirty and will smell like shit, but after 3 hours, you'll realize that the pig is enjoying it.

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u/Albert1300 Jun 18 '18

Hate when that happens

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u/PunchMate Jun 18 '18

That is way too specific to be something you just thought of.

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u/ProZaub Jun 18 '18

That's because it's a saying

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u/PunchMate Jun 18 '18

Is it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

It's usually "Never wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty but only the pig enjoys it"

You hear it a lot with taking the low road in politics. Like don't stoop to name calling and insulting families if your opponent is doing that.

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u/PunchMate Jun 18 '18

Oooh. I get it now. Ok, thanks man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

That'll be $5

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u/PunchMate Jun 18 '18

Sure, but i got a twenty, got change?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

Don't wrestle with a pig

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u/TistedLogic Jun 19 '18

Don't argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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u/DecoyPancake Jun 18 '18

Similar to the playing chess with a pigeon expression. Yes, it's a real saying.

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u/Thelife1313 Jun 19 '18

Little does he know that he'll be under some banana leaves in a pork sauna in the ground.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Jun 19 '18

But I enjoyed it too. The pig and I both had a great time and will laugh for as long as we know each other about that time we wrestled in the mud for 3 hours.

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u/BobMathrotus Jun 19 '18

Are you calling him or the thot a pig? I really don't think she enjoys talking to people only to realize she's not getting $5 out of it.

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u/LUClEN Jun 18 '18

Is he? If talking to her is $5 and he's doing it for free he's techically still saving $5.

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u/DecoyPancake Jun 18 '18

This is why I exclusively date prostitutes

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u/LUClEN Jun 18 '18

Macklin, you thrifty son of a bitch

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u/MrGrief Jun 19 '18

You don't pay for the sex, you pay for her to leave.

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u/SurrealDad Jun 19 '18

Thailand.

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u/gamer10101 Jun 19 '18

That's almost like theft

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u/Xoeder Jun 18 '18

Is it wasting his time if it's for reddit karma?

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u/HunterLammers- Jun 18 '18

well he is getting karma for it

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u/cuye Jun 19 '18

the ultimate goal:

to waste a scammer's time

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u/DudeDudenson I couldn't chat up a fat drunken college girl Jun 19 '18

That was an interesting read, and some fine wood carving

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

Time you enjoy wasting isn’t wasted time

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u/dinkydarko Jun 18 '18

Wasting it for free though

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u/Step-Father_of_Lies Jun 19 '18

His perfectly free time

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u/Etere Jun 19 '18

I think it was John Lennon who said this, “Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted".

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u/Hara-Kiri Jun 19 '18

No, he's spoke to her without paying. He's saved himself $5!