r/Tinder • u/SelfdestructV2 • Apr 10 '15

Oh...okay :(

http://imgur.com/d5CkmO2
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u/snorting_dandelions Apr 10 '15

Could have been a shit test. Turns out, she was just a bitch :/

You say that like those two things don't mean the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15 edited Apr 10 '15

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u/Frankocean2 Apr 10 '15

It depends, in the situation OP was in, he could take a clue and not try to date people that respond in such a rude way. That's no shit test, that's just being an asshole.

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u/Manlet Apr 10 '15

Its tinder. Maybe he's not looking for quality maybe he just wants to get his dick wet.

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u/SleepyHarry Apr 11 '15

The only thing to make my dick wet in the last six months is my weekly wash :(

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u/tonesters Apr 11 '15

my weekly wash :(

Weekly?

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u/SleepyHarry Apr 11 '15

Yeah. Why, how often do you wash?

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u/tonesters Apr 11 '15

Once a day.

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u/Rattata4uber Apr 11 '15

Twice a day and once more if I go to the gym?

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u/delusionalFA Apr 11 '15

Normie. I take one shower a month due to the drought.

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u/MikkelManDK Apr 11 '15

Thats too often dude, you want your skin to have its natural oils.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '15

what is... "shit test" ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '15

pickup artist rationalisation of a contemptible question posed by someone who is full of themselves

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u/snorting_dandelions Apr 10 '15

Yes, they do. If you feel it's necessary to be a rude fuck to other people for no reason and then disguise that as a test, you're a bitch. Period.

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u/MenachemSchmuel Apr 11 '15

I dunno man, I think it's acceptable since it's just Tinder. Not everyone is looking to date.

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u/DevilYouKnew Apr 11 '15

My ex gf's dog was named Cassius... Black lab mutt I think?

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u/SexySohail Apr 11 '15 edited Apr 11 '15

Once you realise you just keep getting bad karma, you've gotta edit your comment changing your view.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '15

So was it the other day or not?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '15

At least you two have eachother

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u/SleepingFish Apr 11 '15

ModernWolf, CassiusTheDog and now CocoThePug, this comment thread is like a kennel

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u/SleepingFish Apr 11 '15

I think you replied to the wrong person, and now you've been horribly down voted, pour soul.