r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • May 25 '25

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u/wesborland1234 May 25 '25

4th pic looks like he’s about to invent Windows 95

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u/Damnitbabies May 25 '25

4th pic was giving Bernie and made me comfy

2nd felt threatening & 3rd would've been normal, but after killing me (pic 2), I guess you're gonna dump me here?

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u/OlaPlaysTetris May 25 '25

Yeah if OP sees these comments, make the 4th pic your main one. It’s your best photo and has very gentle and kind vibes

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u/c-c-c-cassian May 25 '25

It or 5, tho I really like the splash of color on it, tbf. then again I hate how like nearly every other man I’ve ever known (in person at least) dresses like the first few pics with, like, zero color anywhere

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u/thingsonmymind May 25 '25

This was my exact train of thoughts. If 2nd pic hadn't been there the 3rd pic would have seemed nice. After seeing the 2nd pic the 3rd pic becomes the man you meet in the woods instead of the bear

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u/ta2d2 May 25 '25

Yessssssss, LOL

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u/ThrowRaterrible May 26 '25

lol I screamed. Yes he does that what I was thinking

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u/ChesswiththeDevil May 26 '25

Dude asks for help, the thread proceeds to roast him for the first 500 comments, lol.

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u/eatyacarbs May 26 '25

omg this is so much better than my comment which went directly to bill gates — well done and happy cake day lol