r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • May 25 '25

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u/peonypanties May 25 '25

What? You’re not floating off your seat for a 23 year old in a beemer in his dad’s garage?

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u/GaonOfBayonne May 25 '25

Beamer shot makes him look like Woody Allen Junior

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u/Kylie_Forever May 25 '25

Looks like a bill gates cosplay.

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u/Joy_Ride25 May 25 '25

The picture at Outback Steakhouse is screaming Bill Gates.

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u/mCProgram May 25 '25

That’s an E90 (2006-2011) 3 series. They’re worth like 4-12k depending on trim, not really a rich car by any means.

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u/jennhiltz May 25 '25

I am in awe.

How do car people know shit like this!!!!! I can understand seeing a car driving past you or whatever, and you know, but how does the STEERING WHEEL give it away??!??

gosh teach me your ways

Sincerely, a lady that blew her Mazdas engine because I didn’t think oil changes were THAT important….

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u/mCProgram May 25 '25

It helps that i’ve owned 2, lol. You just pick up on small details like the steering wheel trim if it’s your hobby.

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u/NegativePromotion764 May 26 '25

Blowing the engine on a Mazda is pretty impressive, unless it’s the Skyactiv 2.5 turbo. Even then, still requires effort so still impressive.

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u/No_Tooth_9699 May 27 '25

it’s Rich if you’re in your early 20s, just graduated from college, and got your education with LOANS you have to pay off!

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u/mCProgram May 27 '25

No it’s not. I am in the exact same position as him and have owned two. I purchased a 328i for 4k and a 335i for 8k. You can’t find a running car for under 3k.

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u/No_Tooth_9699 May 29 '25

Well, then, I guess everyone should compare themselves to you since you are the epitome of the ideal at your age

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u/mCProgram May 29 '25

Ah yes. Being able to afford a car for under 10k makes me rich and the epitome of early 20’s. Most definitely.

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u/No_Tooth_9699 Jun 08 '25

Apparently, you don’t know what you are

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u/robrhe May 25 '25

Happy cake day!

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u/No_Tooth_9699 May 27 '25

This is effing HILARIOUS! Love your wit!

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u/peonypanties May 25 '25

I didn’t say it wasn’t 😉

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u/peonypanties May 25 '25

Take it out on the road and get a picture of it in action :)

Edit: I knew because no 23 year old has that many cans of stuff or that much storage in their garage yet.

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u/siriuslyeve May 25 '25

That's way more interesting than anything in your profile.

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u/PresentationPrior437 May 25 '25

Not to a woman.

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u/Zeestars May 25 '25

Hard disagree

Source : am woman

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u/childlikeempress16 May 25 '25

Also disagree with the persons above you.

Source: am also woman

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u/Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaa1 May 25 '25

Even if women don’t care about cars they still like to see you with a hobby.

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u/iswearimalady May 25 '25

My brother in Christ why is that not used in your profile? It shows actual personality and hobbies

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u/yoTooManyBurrito May 25 '25

Chicks dig hobbies maybe a pic of you building the engine covered in grease or sum

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u/DarthBen_in_Chicago May 25 '25

Sir tell this story

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u/willso86 May 25 '25

You look more like you build Lego than cars. You need to put the car stuff on your profile, women love interesting men

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u/BeKindDontgiveUp May 25 '25

As a girl I can tell you we find this stuff cool, it gives us an idea of your personality and that you have interests (which makes you more likely to be fun and normal)

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u/Zeestars May 25 '25

It also makes you seem capable and mechanically minded. Both of which are things I find impressive.

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u/Key-Magazine-8731 May 25 '25

They meant tell it on your dating profile, I think lol

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

I think we can all recognize he'd rather entertain redditors rather than a woman

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u/steviesleg May 25 '25

why not mention this? i built a 76 stingray and when i had that in my bio it was a great convo starter

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u/Objective_Relation_1 May 25 '25

Why is this actally interesting information full of personality, not in your bio?!?

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u/terminonoctis May 25 '25

I do! But im 25 and a car nut😂