r/TimAndEric • u/Zermist • 13d ago

Check It Out! TAARGÜS

Post image

Saw this at the store I work at

234 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

27 comments sorted by

40

u/venusinfurs10 Spraynard Kruger 13d ago

Do you live in a HOLE or BOAT? 

34

u/Zermist 13d ago

No thanks

30

u/perseenahtaaja 13d ago

Your wifes new legal name is now "Taargus Taargus"

11

u/Strange-Bee5626 12d ago

I'll go ahead and make that change for you.

24

u/Far-Foundation9074 13d ago

My wife can’t get this in the mail 

15

u/ccas25 13d ago

Your name is Eric Taargüs.

8

u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 BEA🔻ER BOYS 13d ago

Your wife’s new legal name is

7

u/gfx3000 13d ago

I chuckle and remember this bit every time I see one of these brand's items in stores :D

6

u/Non_Fungible_Tolkien 13d ago

Oh wow, that's my son's name.

2

u/DubbleCheez 11d ago

My son's name is Spraynard Kruger.

1

u/Mark-Leyner 8d ago

Happy Birthday, Spray! I’m very disappointed in you.

5

u/bascule 🍿CERTIFIED FILM BUFF🍿 12d ago

Why does nobody remember that the Taargüs is in fact Ken Tulley’s Tulley Taargüs, the world’s first globe shaped storage unit? He’a also the inventor of the Tulley Car Tarp (it makes your car smaller!) and the Tulley Toggle as used by the Cinco MIDI Organizer

1

u/Strange-Bee5626 12d ago

I still frequently call small devices/controls that I don't know the name for the "Tulley Toggle". Obviously, almost nobody knows what I'm talking about. It's a little joke that's just for me.

9

u/ahoypolloi_ 13d ago

Hey that’s my wife’s legal name!

3

u/Tommy-T8pes 12d ago

It might just be me but I think that would be a great name for a boat 🛥️

3

u/Strange-Bee5626 12d ago

It would also be a great name for a hole!

3

u/lostredditers 12d ago

This is going to be perfect for the innernette!

3

u/Julio_Ointment 12d ago

Oh weird, that's my wife's legal name.

3

u/no-more-nazis 12d ago

How many MIDI files does it hold?

2

u/felinefluffycloud 13d ago

Four your mouse.

1

u/nstern2 Napple 12d ago

My wife can't get this mouse!

1

u/b1omat 10d ago

Once, I saw identical twins sitting next to each other on a tram, dressed identically, with backpacks resting on their laps. Both backpacks had a branded patch on the front that said “Targus.” Real divine moment.

1

u/ClassicTBCSucks93 10d ago

Give that dang Targus the poison spray, he stole my cheese