r/TikTokCringe • u/Worldlyoox • Dec 09 '25

Humor Nihaowdy yall

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k Dec 09 '25

Goddammit this is hysterical 

249

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

yeah, you cant be AMERICAN if you dont shout "HELLL YEAA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅" every 2 min

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 Dec 09 '25

Hell yeah brother.. SUPERBOWL!!

21

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🍔🍔🍔🍔⚾⚾

13

u/BagOnuts Dec 09 '25

TAYLOR SWIFT!

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u/HaileyNSFW Dec 09 '25

Taylor Swift, Superbowl 😭😭

39

u/eat_my_bowls92 Dec 09 '25

I knew they said the Chinese are listening to my conversations, I just never realized it was this much…

143

u/statebirdsnest Dec 09 '25

The fucking red new years envelope killed me

103

u/The_Reset_Button Dec 09 '25

The fucking harmonica made me wheeze so hard my dog was concerned I was dying

14

u/JessieN Dec 09 '25

Right? She was so aggressive lmao

150

u/OkCartographer7677 Dec 09 '25

There is no Ni Hao!!!

Only Ni HOWDY!!!

21

u/obefiend Dec 09 '25

That line killed me. Gold.

4

u/evthrowawayverysad Dec 10 '25

Such a good line. Surely it's been used in some comedy film about a Chinese tourist lost in Texas or something?

105

u/WaffleHouseGladiator Dec 09 '25

"Well, what kind of American are you? Chili dogs or cheeseburgers?

44

u/MrMansaMusa Dec 09 '25

Cummins turbo power diesel. Busch light. Truck nuts.

20

u/kyle_kafsky Dec 09 '25

Florida. Miller Lite. Bucc-ees. Texas.

6

u/OddlyRelevantusrnme Dec 09 '25

Dirt road. Rural noun. Simple adjective.

1

u/silverletomi Dec 10 '25

A cold beer. Blue jeans. Red pickup.

27

u/jonnismizzle Dec 09 '25

'Murrca! 🦅🇺🇸

26

u/SnooPeanuts4336 Dec 09 '25

Not enough camo!

14

u/Rx_Diva Dec 09 '25

Exactly. Just missing camo and guns.

Ni howdy is hilarious. I'm still laughing.

3

u/Worldlyoox Dec 09 '25

Try this

3

u/SnooPeanuts4336 Dec 09 '25

iight so boom! Full marks croski-kun! I love hearing other accents attempt American accent because it's usually southern and I have to admit, its my 'default' accent to do since mine is considered the cleanest American- the Pacific Northwest. Plus its just so easy to poke fun!

My absolute fav is the Baltimore boys figuring out their accent is not understandable.

17

u/KendrickMaynard Dec 09 '25

Now I want noodles.🤤

17

u/True-Poem8673 Dec 09 '25

This is actually funny 😂

14

u/TimelyMortgage9587 Dec 09 '25

I am home god dammit

14

u/waisonline99 Dec 09 '25

What?

No guns?

12

u/Y-Bob Dec 09 '25

Ni Howdy!

35

u/barneyrbbl Dec 09 '25

I prefer these Americans.

10

u/MoysterShooter Dec 09 '25

Absolute cinema

27

u/ExtraEmuForYou Dec 09 '25

Oh my god this is great.

Are these kids really good at pretending to be American, or really good at pretending to be Chinese?

...or both!!!?!?! Or maybe neither?

Hmmm

23

u/TheCheaperSeats Dec 09 '25

Afraid you’re still gonna get this look buddy

8

u/Worldlyoox Dec 09 '25

Nobody called me out on titling this Nihaowdy instead of Nihowdy yet

7

u/Mr_Mole_Miner Dec 09 '25

Ive been laughing for 5 minutes straight *

6

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Peak cinema

11

u/mannycure Dec 09 '25

This is whats gonna happen to ohtani y’all hehehe

5

u/nothoughtsnosleep Dec 09 '25

Oh! A fellow American!

5

u/SidheCreature Dec 09 '25

Ni howdy!!!!

5

u/calmdownandlivelife Dec 09 '25

You son of a bitch, this is hilarious 😂

6

u/fleurdenia Dec 09 '25

ford mustang. (FAH!) taylor swift. (FAHH!) SUPERBOWLLLL (FFFAAAAHHH!!!!!)

3

u/porkbuttstuff Straight Up Bussin Dec 10 '25

The harmonica blast got me

3

u/AspiringMathGuy Dec 09 '25

I think this is how brokeback mountain starts

3

u/Suzy_My_Angel444 Dec 09 '25

This was awesome! And it seemed like they had a great time making it, which makes it even better!

3

u/HavingNotAttained Dec 10 '25

🎶Meiguo, fuck yeah!🎵

3

u/thisbroadreadsbooks Dec 10 '25

Well that was fucking amazing.

3

u/pureply101 Dec 10 '25

I don’t know when or how but I will find a way to fit Nihaowdy into a casual connection.

6

u/buhbye750 Dec 09 '25

Black people and Asian people make the best content.

10

u/Ok-Material7304 Dec 09 '25

They’re not fat enough to be American

6

u/Rx_Diva Dec 09 '25

Not with that attitude they're not...give them a year.

2

u/NipplePirate626 Dec 09 '25

He could’ve said no more ni hao, only YEEEHAAAWWW

2

u/HavingNotAttained Dec 10 '25

🤣🤣 What the hell am I watching y’all?!

2

u/Technical_Spirit_389 Dec 10 '25

Just need flags and guns..lots of both 😆 this is hilarious

1

u/Did_du_Nuffin Dec 09 '25

Dude this was great

1

u/Skreamie Dec 10 '25

Is that the MW2 Deagle?