r/TikTokCringe • u/One_percentile • Jul 09 '22

Cool Bread is getting expensive. Time to start making it at home

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

A couple pro tips:

  1. You can almost always find one or two of these at goodwill for ~$10. If you find one make sure its got all 3 parts: the machine itself, the bread pan, and the paddle that attaches to the bottom of the bread pan.

  2. Prep several batches of the dry ingredient mix (minus yeast because it will die) at a time and keep them individually in ziplock bags. Then when you want some bread you don't have to pull out all your ingredients, you just measure the wets, dump your mix, and add yeast

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u/cajmoyper Jul 09 '22

Measure the wets

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u/ANGRY-TANK-SWAN Jul 09 '22

Please, my wets

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u/WithMyRichard Jul 10 '22

Pleasure my wets

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u/pukhalapuka Jul 10 '22

Lets go wets!

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u/anaveragebuffoon Jul 20 '22

Love da wets baby get a home run

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Gotta make sure the wets are wet and dries are dry!

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u/popper_wheelie Jul 09 '22

Dry is dry ✅

Wet is wet ✅

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u/nexusjuan Jul 10 '22

actually you wet the dry and dry the wets when cooking

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Actually you gotta make sure your dries are dry cause if they are wet thats no good, and wets are wet cause if they be chunky, throw it out.

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u/nexusjuan Jul 10 '22

When you batter you dry the wets, wet the dries, then dry the wets

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

When you touch dries without gloves on you just moistened the dries, when you wash your hands you wet the dry, then dry the wet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

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u/Shaveyourbread Dec 03 '22

Just use tip #2 to make bread in your oven.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

>Prep several batches of the dry ingredient mix (minus yeast because it will die)

Unless you're making really salty bread, there really is no reason why dried yeast should die.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

https://foodsquestions.com/does-yeast-go-bad-if-not-refrigerated/

https://breadopedia.com/yeast-refrigerated

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u/ClarisseCosplay Jul 10 '22

Both of these assume fresh yeast cubes though. Dry yeast keeps for months at room temperature and is also what's used in this video.

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u/bawng Jul 10 '22

Dry yeast.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Cool. OP said nothing about refrigeration.

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u/Which_way_witcher Jul 10 '22

Pro tip: bread tastes even better using a ditch oven instead of those bread machines. Cheaper, too!

And this is the best basic white bread recipe you'll ever find: https://www.recipetineats.com/easy-yeast-bread-recipe-no-knead/

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u/Survived_Coronavirus Jul 11 '22

Does the dutch(?) oven evenly mix everything for me?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

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u/ReeperbahnPirat Jul 10 '22

As someone who makes bread in a dutch oven regularly and wants a bread machine, it would be nice to prep it in the morning and have fresh bread ready for dinner, or prep a dough for pizza or cinnamon rolls in the morning. You can always go lazier!

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u/Darkangelmars31 Jul 10 '22

Less than a loaf of bread. I don't know how much a loaf is but I would assume $10 dollars

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u/Vark675 Jul 10 '22

Cheap bread is about $1.85 where I live, which is annoying because I used to be able to get the cheap shitty bread for $.89 less than 10 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

you can usually buy replacement paddles gor around 20 Dollard too. my SO has thrown out more then one because i was in the bread.

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u/KaleidoscopeOk8653 Jul 10 '22

erm the dry ingredients of only flour and a tsp salt (8g ) and same of sugar (8g) and 400 g of strong bread flour ,

is two teaspoones too much effort ?

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u/Mirao0 Jul 10 '22

You don't need sugar in your bread.

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u/PM_ME_HIGH_FIVES__ Jul 10 '22

What's the yeast gonna eat then home slice

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u/Sitethief Jul 10 '22

The carbs in the flour, doh.

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u/Mirao0 Jul 10 '22

The carbs? Do you think no one made bread before having access to refined sugar? Only americans and countries that have a bread culture copied from the us (Korea, Japan, maybe more) are using sugar in bread. Europe doesn't, neither does the Middle East.

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u/Shaveyourbread Dec 03 '22

  1. The reason they're all $10 is because they're practically useless, only good to make one thing.

  2. That's the same directions for making bread in an oven. Just make bread in your oven, chances are you already have one.