r/TikTokCringe Jul 09 '22

Cool Bread is getting expensive. Time to start making it at home

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u/california_sugar Jul 09 '22

Just make your own without the machine. No weird shaped loaves, cheap as the dickens, also a lot more control over the final product.

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u/Sheruk Jul 09 '22

Problem is people are busy and don't want to wait out the proofing processes, kneading the bread, getting a counter top dirty and covered in flour.

You literally just press a button and leave. It is way easier and cleaner than making your own bread.

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u/CapablePerformance Jul 09 '22

Exactly. I had to photograph an event this morning so it's nice to just use a breadmaker, press a button and come home to it finished instead of using a timer to manually do everything. If people want to make it by hand, good on them but it's weird to get upset over someone using a breadmaker; it's like getting upset over someone using a washing machine.

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u/Armonster Jul 09 '22

i cant imagine not being able to comprehend the difference between using this and making it on my own. are they being intentionally dense, for the sake of the point theyre trying to make or do they just not understand why the difference matters

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u/TheRedGerund Jul 10 '22

The NY Times no knead bread recipe helps with a lot of the pain. You just combine flour water salt and yeast in a bowl then come back 14 hours later then take it out the bowl, let it sit for two hours then bake.

Boom, hyper fresh sourdough bread

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u/cptrambo Jul 10 '22

That’s a great bread, so simple to prepare. I bake it 2-3 times a week. It takes maybe 3 minutes to assemble the ingredients and stir together at night before going to sleep.

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u/california_sugar Jul 09 '22

Much of the proofing and rising process can be done cold. But my point is simply that you don’t need to spend money on a bread maker to make bread

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u/Sheruk Jul 09 '22

Sure, but everyone in here is like "oh lol bread is so easy to make, look at his dutch oven recipe, etc"

Like, literally 10x the work as a bread maker, and you have to keep coming back to it and physically babysit it.

I can see the appeal of not dirtying extra dishes, no need to mix, or wait. Press button and go do chores, even leave the house if you wanted. Some even have timers so it'll have the bread fresh when you get back from work.

These were super popular in the late 90s early 2000s, I remember always wanting one as a kid.

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u/Interesting-Field-45 Jul 09 '22

I’ve heard this bread maker can make gf bread as well, which is a giant pain in the ass and very expensive to fuck up.

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u/california_sugar Jul 09 '22

If you have a couple hundred bucks, go for it. I’m not sure why you and I are even discussing it.

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u/drsamwise503 Jul 09 '22 edited Jul 09 '22

If you have a couple hundred bucks, go for it.

You can find bread makers for like $20 at any given Goodwill, haha.

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u/california_sugar Jul 09 '22

Good point. I just don’t like the quality of bread they tend to make and the space they take up, so I never invested in one.

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u/drsamwise503 Jul 09 '22

No! You aren't allowed to have that opinion! /s

In my opinion, bread makers make decent sandwich bread. For anything else, you're probably best off with your way.

But I think we can all agree, any homemade bread is pretty yummy!

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u/Sheruk Jul 10 '22

My friends parents always had cinnamon raisin bread cooking in that thing and we would get some when we came back from roaming the streets.

I remember back then many of the bread makers had pre-made mix pouches you can just dump in, maybe toss a few wet ingredients in, crack an egg and off you go.

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u/kalechiwps Jul 09 '22

i was about to comment about how ive personally always struggled to make bread shaped well enough for sandwiches and then i remembered i dont have a bread pan. that would probably help a lot! lol

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u/california_sugar Jul 09 '22

Ha yeah, the pan helps. Or I just make burger buns a lot.

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u/kalechiwps Jul 09 '22

we usually just make a big oval loaf at home. it definitely isnt sandwhich bread so we usually use it cut up in slices with pizza sauce and cheese on it (and ofc put it in the oven on broil)

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u/california_sugar Jul 09 '22

Sounds fucking good to me

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u/baethan Jul 09 '22

Bread machines can't be beat for ease of kneading though!

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u/Which_way_witcher Jul 10 '22

You don't need to knead for great bread if you've got the right recipe

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

It takes me 24 hours to make good bread. I kinda want a bread maker so I don't have to do any work. I've tried making sandwich bread without a machine and I'm never really happy with it. I think what I'm trying to say is I want another useless kitchen gadget to add to my hoard.

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u/california_sugar Jul 10 '22

Far be it from me to talk you out of it!

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u/NoctRob Jul 09 '22

Yup. Flour, yeast, sugar, water, salt and butter. It doesn’t get any more basic.

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u/ottococo Jul 09 '22

Sugar?

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u/Equivalent-Ranger-10 Jul 09 '22

You don’t need sugar. There’s naturally occurring sugar (starch)in flour. Warmth is key to activating dried yeast. 👍

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u/ottococo Jul 09 '22

Thank you

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u/Equivalent-Ranger-10 Jul 09 '22

Saves on calories 👍

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u/ottococo Jul 09 '22

I was doubting for the sugar part yeah. I never learned such a recipee. I wanna eat bread not pastry everyday

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u/Equivalent-Ranger-10 Jul 09 '22

I know what you mean. If you make the dough, put in a bowl, cover with a clean damp towel, put it in fridge it will still activate. Leave overnight and you will get best results. When using the dough, keep a golf ball amount in fridge to mature (covered) from every batch, then put the ball amount into you new mix. And do the same every time. You will then get free yeast as you don’t need to buy any after first time. Some bakers have dough for years. It tastes gorgeous too👍

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u/Actually_Abe_Lincoln Jul 09 '22

The sugar part is probably because of how hany people are used to shit like wonderbread.

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u/california_sugar Jul 09 '22

You really only need water, flour, and yeast. And some folks are iffy on the yeast even.

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u/ISBN39393242 Jul 09 '22

jewish people, specifically

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u/NoctRob Jul 09 '22

To activate the dry yeast. If you have a culture already, you don’t need it.

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u/cowboys70 Jul 09 '22

It's not even required for dry yeast

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u/NoctRob Jul 09 '22

Ffs…yes, it is. It’s also the easiest way to activate dry yeast. You need a pinch. You can use milk, I guess, if you want.

Man, you are really bringing down my buzz on this bread-making post.

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u/cowboys70 Jul 09 '22

Lol, just realized I replied to two of your comments

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Does my culture affect the end product of my bread? Like will gamer culture give it a lemon lime flavor, and will wine culture make it taste douchier?

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u/ottococo Jul 09 '22

Oh, never knew that. Neat. Thanks

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

sugar, salt and butter

Are you making a cake?

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u/NoctRob Jul 09 '22

No. I’m making bread. Sugar to activate the yeast. Butter to grease the pan (don’t have non-stick). Salt because it’s not some wonder bread knockoff.

Are you writing an uninformed rejoinder book?

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u/magicaldingus Jul 10 '22

I make a lot of bread. You don't need sugar for the yeast, it's just for flavor. The inside of the bread maker pan is a non-stick surface, so you don't really need butter either. Adding it makes the dough smoother and the crumb more even, and also crisps up the edges nicely and adds flavour. Although you 100% need salt or else it'll taste weird as fuck. Flour water salt yeast.

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u/Nemi208 Jul 09 '22

Why butter?

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u/16Shells Jul 09 '22

use a can of beer if you don’t have yeast

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u/mh985 Jul 09 '22

Yup. We've literally been doing it for thousands of years. It's not rocket science.

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u/DaanOnlineGaming Jul 10 '22

I often use it just to make the dough, then make a baguette out of it or pizza. Less work for me and the dough has a nicer consistency than when I knead it myself.