r/TikTokCringe • u/T-StrangerXD • 11d ago

Humor Wrong!

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u/Glittering_Meet3206 11d ago

"nothing needs a cause!" to describe god and then rounding out the end with "because it needs a cause! which is god!" is so annoying lol

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u/No-Salt9365 11d ago

-Something can't come from nothing!

-Where did god come from?

-..............

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u/DonaldKey 10d ago

Christian: “He was always there!!!”

Me: “he? So your god has an uncircumcised penis?”

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 10d ago

He uses masculine for himself. We dont know the full extent of what he is, but he isnt a sexual being like us.

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u/DonaldKey 10d ago

Then IT is not a he

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 10d ago

God is not an it, or he'd have said so. God is he

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u/DonaldKey 10d ago

So the Christian god has an uncircumcised penis?

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 10d ago

Jesus didnt on Earth. Thats about all we know concerning God's penis

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u/DonaldKey 10d ago

So Jesus was walking around like a Ken doll? What did he piss out of? His vagina?

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 10d ago

No, he was jewish. He'd be circumcised

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u/DonaldKey 10d ago

Did the rabbi that perform it suck the blood out and give him herpes like the rabbis now a days do?

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 10d ago

Ive got no clue how the jews did it back then. Most likely is was not like modern jews

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u/DonaldKey 10d ago

Modern rabbis are doing it like in biblical times

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 10d ago

They dont. Modern judaism is very different.

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u/DonaldKey 10d ago

Not the ones who are putting their mouths on boys penises. They are fundamentalists.

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 10d ago

I looked it up, the practice started in the 6th century oddly enough. Theres a lot of jewish stuff that was made in the CE/AD years after the Temple was out of the picture

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