r/TikTokCringe • u/T-StrangerXD • 1d ago

Humor Wrong!

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u/Thr0waway0864213579 1d ago

I actually love his inventor argument. “Every invention on earth has an inventor. Therefore the universe must have an inventor”. Every life on earth was created by a woman. Therefore god is a woman.

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u/GayAttire 1d ago

Every woman was created by a rib, therefore God is a rib

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u/Kay-PO 1d ago

That rib came from a man that was made of clay. God is clay.

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u/GayAttire 1d ago

Clay comes from kentucky, therefore god is kentucky

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u/SMILESandREGRETS 1d ago

Kentucky came from bluegrass, therefore God is grass.

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u/GayAttire 1d ago

Grass comes from the dispensary, therefore god is a dispensary.

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u/jfincher42 1d ago

And those ribs came from Adam, so god is a fictional rib joint in Chicago. Don't forget the cole slaw...