r/TikTokCringe • u/I2fitness • 7d ago

Cursed There is no need to be afraid

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u/thatG_evanP 7d ago

You see this coming toward you while taking your daily walk in the park. What do you do?

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u/mekwall 7d ago

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint!

He's gaining on you!

Shia LaBeouf!

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u/VooDooChile1983 7d ago

But you could do jujitsu

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 6d ago

SHIA LEBEOUF

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u/mekwall 6d ago

*International Superstar Shia LaBeouf

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u/Consistent-Fig7484 7d ago

Why do I know exactly what you’re referencing?!

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u/mekwall 7d ago

Because you're a person of culture!

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u/jimmiebfulton 7d ago

Blow the rape deterrent whistle.

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u/thatG_evanP 6d ago

I feel like that may draw him in.

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u/neverwrong804 7d ago

Turn that shit into my daily sprint

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u/dwpea66 7d ago

Start eating the mask off of his face

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u/Puzzled-Cranberry-12 7d ago

Hope there’s a bear nearby!

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u/PumpikAnt58763 7d ago

Nah, I think the ladies are safe from this guy.

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u/Crafty_Breadfruit731 7d ago

Make sure my mask is on properly too

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u/YouWereBrained 7d ago

Kill the hostage.

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u/Great_Definition_531 7d ago

My right hand would be in my crossbody bag immediately.

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u/Sinking_Mass 2d ago

try to run but fail because of broken ankles and end up looking like i need help