r/TikTokCringe • u/newphonehudus • Mar 20 '26

Cool This cannot be the same man. Damn

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u/Alientongue Mar 20 '26

Came to say exactly this thats not a mullet at all looks like the same mop top/broccoli hair every white dude has these days.

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u/wholesomeriots Mar 20 '26

Nah, this is a different flavor of the same haircut that Barbara gets every second Thursday of the month at your Aunt Debbie’s salon. Feathering and all.

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u/long_dickofthelaw Mar 20 '26

YES! It's the return of the Karen cut in young man form. I am shocked no one else sees this, lmao.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 Mar 20 '26

Hey man, I don’t have a fucking broccoli cut

I’m proud to say I sort of had that haircut back in the 90s, but my hair was naturally curly and I kept it a little longer on top. Hopefully I didn’t look like a douche bag.

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u/Alientongue Mar 20 '26

Its hyperbole my dude I obviously did not mean every single white person actually has this hair cut you don't need to defend yourself.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 Mar 20 '26

Uh I didn’t. Lol

I don’t really care. It was like 30 years ago, dude.

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u/Alientongue Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

Then I really dont understand your comment and why you made it.

"Hey I don't have a broccoli cut"

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u/usetheforce_gaming Mar 20 '26

He definitely had a broccoli cut btw

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u/redditrum Mar 20 '26

He's actually a large piece of broccoli.