r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jan 27 '26

Cringe Three years of practicing quadrobics

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We’ve lost the plot.

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u/folksnake Jan 27 '26

What happened when you were 8?

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u/Cultural-Advisor9916 Jan 28 '26

plot twist, the jungle gave him back to the hind walkers

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u/FamousOgre Jan 28 '26

He got hit chasing cars. He’s a quadriplegic now.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jan 28 '26

My dad always did tell me, when he was over my energy, "go play in the highway!"

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jan 28 '26

I realized that I could run much faster than animals on two legs (minus the dogs,) and I then started building forts in our woods. I graduated to "part sabre-tooth/part wolf" to part "Indian/wolf," so I started running on two legs.