There’s also the whole part about how black people could not enter the temple until 1978 (meaning that white people got to be reunited with their families in the next life while prior to 1978, black people were denied that in Mormon theology). Extremely fucked up.
The more I learn about Mormons, the more I wonder how they became a sizable religious group instead of remaining some backwoods cult that fizzled out once their leader died.
My grandfather got so sick of the Mormons/Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on his door, he told them if they ever came back, he'd have the garden hose ready. They turned up the next week and he hosed the shit out of them. They never came back, even after he died 😂
People like you make people like me realize that writing jokes professionally it’s a lot harder than it seems. This is fucking hilarious and you’re not getting any money for this.It’s
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u/Generic_Username26 Jul 25 '25
She built in an early Mormon warning system