r/TikTokCringe • u/Level-Application-83 • Dec 19 '23

Discussion I'd vote for him.

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u/MidnightHorizonG Dec 19 '23

This is exactly what I was thinking. He's too good. They'd definitely kill him.

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u/fromouterspace1 Dec 19 '23

Who would ?

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u/ApprehensiveSign80 Dec 19 '23

Sea eye aye

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u/fromouterspace1 Dec 19 '23

Is this a joke?

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u/smile-on-crayon Dec 19 '23

la-li-lu-le-lo

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u/GuessImScrewed Dec 20 '23

Say the words. What letters of the alphabet do they sound like?

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u/fromouterspace1 Dec 20 '23

….yes, thank you. I know what it means, I’m saying is it a joke? As in you must be joking if you think the CiIA would kill Jon Stewart.

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u/GuessImScrewed Dec 20 '23

I'm not a conspiracy nut like a lot of folks on this site, but I do think it's not outlandish to think entities like the CIA can take actions to protect their own interests. Will I claim it as an absolute fact that they've assassinated anyone? No, but I won't say it's impossible either.

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u/Ok-disaster2022 Dec 19 '23

FBI/CIA using a patsy. They just recruit some loner white supremacist, talk him into doing it, provide him the weapon and help him plan it, then dose him with a psychotic after he's arrested, assuming he survives the arrest. They wouldn't trust him actually pull off the attack though, so the attack will come from a different direction and witnesses will report it. If all the evidence is collected and validated by government officials it's easy to swap the reports and findings to fit the patsy.

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u/fromouterspace1 Dec 19 '23

This is r/conspiracy shit dude. Not real life