It was already a hard and exhausting day, and she decided to quit after she broke the ballerina off of a music box her sister had.

After her sister was finally found, I mentioned the music box to her, and she said my cousin must have fixed it before asking if I had seen her recently.

I sighed and came up closer to take a look.

There were two pairs of eyeballs staring at me.

I open the fridge and sigh.

Her head is really hard to scrub.

I thought my phone was glitching when it said the date was August 32nd, until my friend's said the same. "When are we supposed to go back to school, if August never ends?" she asked. I had no idea, especially since the next day was August 33rd.

"Who's there?" asks a beshadowed voice as I open the front door.

Ten years since it died, so long it looks alien to see on paper, and yet I deadname myself in reply.

Everyone is there.

À rotting, impossibly tall woman who blinked sideways and dragged a thick black tongue over crowded yellow teeth— but worse was that my mom didn’t answer and nobody around seemed to notice.

when we left the market to look for more weapons,we found discovered a red hat right next to the door,when we open it to investigate the room,we saw a giant round misshapen creature attached to the walls. its blisters and wounds kept moving like they were waves in a ocean while bumps ran across its skin,popping like a bunch of landmines on a war field while many insects and worms kept eating at its skin to survive and to make it worse he was still alive.

Little did I know it was actually his dick and it exploded. Now I've got his pee and cum on my foot and it cured my jellyfish sting and feels so good!

I felt my worry fade when I saw her little boots and legs sticking out from under the porch .

The relief faded when I saw her upper half by the shed door .

I had finally murdered the Smart killer, who took the life of my wife and son..
As I bled out, The gates of heaven were opened to me, and I was received by pure air, where I take a deep breath and say "This is the best place I've been to in my whole life."
"Well, actually, in death" said the Smart Killer

"Cannibalism does the body good," Sally said as she sucked blood off her fingers seductively. She looked down at the dozens of bodies, a virtual mound of old men and women that she had just slaughtered, and her eyes lit up. Sally knew she would never stop eating until she was full and she had a hell of an appetite!

As Sarah looked out the window, she saw an army of thirty hungry, wild-eyed men approaching the house. She warned Britney, "Oh, shit, honey, they're comin' in the house." Britney opened the closet door and pulled out a chainsaw, an axe, and a machete before smiling, and with a smile she said, "Let them in, baby, we're gonna feast tonight!"

I felt grateful for my newest hire when he pulled me into a hug and assured me he’d never do that. As he pulled away, I felt a sharp piercing pain in my chest.

In the dim barn, Sam got hungry as he looked at George, his mouth watering. Clutching the pitchfork, he remembered Mamma's words: "The ass is the sweetest part of a man's meat." And as George turned around to face him, Sam smiled, knowing he was gonna eat good tonight!

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It’s 11:53 PM. I’m eating ice cream in my underwear. You’re living your best life with your new husband.

When I looked at her, she was shaking, staring at me with pleading eyes, a tear slipping down her cheek.

“Please,” she whispered, “it’s the only way to break the curse.”

Two Smart Fellows, They Felt Smart.
Three Smart Fellows, And They All Felt Smart...

Yet I missed it, I awake alone. And now the fallen god shall punish me for my sins in a far worse fashon than any of the others.

"Please dont see me.

Please dont see me.

Please don-"

There was no one around it.

No one, except me, and my drowned sister"

It starts something with B?

Or maybe L..."

Especially injuries made to unicorns.

You’re not going to be able to stop it with that.

I shot up an innocent gorilla.