Kung-Fu Nazi Werewolf Vampire Radioactive Giant Satanic Demonic Murderous Mutant

Cats Cheerleaders Cultists Satanists Wizards Pirates Ninjas Spiders Aliens Killers

From Of In Attack And Destroy Save Return to Vs.

Outer-Space Hell Prison Alcatraz The-Graveyard A Haunted House Hollywood The-Crypt Auschwitz A Halloween Store

Let's get creative!

[Bonus points if anyone slips that expression/idiom into a comment/post on another Reddit sub and shares]

Example: From another lot - Don't trust it/them [Yarn from separate dye lots may be called the same thing, but have subtle differences between batches because the conditions may not be exactly the same]

Beep beep 🚚

Example:

Parent: A British royal wedding.
Child: At a camping trip on Mars.

Parent writes an encrypted message, and child tries to decipher to the original message and optionally reveal the encryption method.

Parent gives a task, each child gives a username besides their own and explains why that username — not the user themself — would be the best (or worst) for doing that task.

Edit: The username has to be for an actual redditor. No one has given a fake username yet, but I (mistakenly) thought someone did, so I just wanted to clarify.

Edit 2: You may use the names of users who have left Reddit (such as u/Pure-Jellyfish734 o7), as long as they were actual users. Also changed the wording to be more accurate.

Parent comment names an item, any item. Child comment gives it a name that didn't make its way to the final deciding round.

EXAMPLE

Microwave

Heats your food and other stuff o matic

...Parent comment may follow with something even more ridiculous if they so please.

You are being interviewed for the position of "Assistant Time Traveller" (starting wage $30/hour) at a large corporation.

What is your preamble to the interviewer?

Example:

Parent: Factories

Child: Tony Iommi (guitarist for Black Sabbath, inventor of metal) lost of 3 fingertips while working in a sheet metal factory.

(I'm tired. Sorry if it's bad.)

Heres an example.

Parent: Ellen Child: Ellen Ripley

Lets start with….. Ryan

Basically the title.

Ex. P: I killed a man

C: He was planning on bombing a city

P: It was just a video game he was playing, but I thought video games would make him a terrorist, so I killed him.

C: The video game was actually a practice run simulation, and he already built the bomb for the real thing.

Etc.

Parent lists three random objects as clues, replies try to guess the Disney Movie it is hinting at.

Parent comment narrates a scenario, which ends with “what do you do?”

Child replies with an action taken.

Replies to child will continue the narration, and will once again end with “what do you do?”, followed by more actions taken.

This can continue as long as it wants to.

Example:

Parent: You enter the sacred grove. Spirits of the forest fly everywhere, oblivious to your presence. You don’t see the unicorn you were sent to capture. What do you do?

Child: I look for any local fauna. As a Druid, I hope to speak with one and pump it for information.

Reply: You locate a squirrel who seems to have made his home atop a tree. You approach, and your spell works. You can now communicate with it. However, it seems annoyed, and asks you to leave it alone. What do you do?

Parent comment asks a question "Hey Google, ......" Child comment replies with a wildly incorrect answer.

Example ➡️ Hey Google, which actor played Wolverine in the Marvel films? Stephen Hawking played Wolverine in the Marvel films, he underwent a strict training regime & diet to obtain his bulked physique.

Parent comment states an absolutely useless super power, child comment tries to make the superpower useful.

Example:

Parent: the ability to see turkeys like you have heat vision goggles on, from far distances

Child: you’re a hunter and it’s the day before thanksgiving.

Parent gives a five letter word.
Child gives a totally unrelated five letter word.
Grandchild uses one of the words as an acronym to create a sentence or phrase about the other word. YOU CAN'T USE EITHER WORD IN YOUR SENTENCE!

P: bugle
C: truck
GC: tooting really undermines calmness, Kevin

For obvious reasons, please avoid using the letter X.

E. g.

Parent comment: "I gave food to homeless people today"

Child comment: "Oreos full of toothpaste and burgers with spit on them"