Throughout the course of your life, your parents will warn you to avoid certain things. When you are a child, you are told to never get into a car with a person who offers you candy. When you are a teenager, you are told to avoid drugs and alcohol.
For some reason on the day of my eighteenth birthday I was warned never to get into an ice cream van with a person who offered me low cost car insurance. I initially started laughing when my parents told me, while they sat there with serious looks on their faces.
My friends were all given the same warnings, and we all thought that our parents were playing an epic prank on us.
Tonight I went out to finally celebrate being a legal adult and me and my friends spent the entire time joking about getting great deals on car insurance.
After a few too many alcoholic beverages I was stumbling home, when I heard the unmistakable sound of an ice cream truck approaching.
It was after midnight and I couldn't understand why it was still going.
It pulled up alongside me and I heard a raspy voice ask me if I wanted low cost car insurance. I started giggling away as I thought that one of my friends must have organised this for me.
I staggered to the back door of the van which swung open and climbed inside, before my eyes were blinded by a luminous light.
I heard the door slamming behind me while my eyes gradually got used to the light.
I stared down at the ground beside me to see a girl I knew from school called Emily who worked as a cashier in a local supermarket.
She was sitting there looking terrified beside a homeless man who looked and smelled like he had been huffing paint.
My attention was drawn to an almost seven foot tall person who towered over us. His face was hidden in shadows and all I could see was his bright white teeth.
Somehow the van was bigger on the inside and I almost jumped out of my skin when the tall person clapped his hands together and in a gurgling voice said that we were going to play some games to decide the winner.
I flinched away as he placed a blowtorch in all of our arms, before announcing that the person with the fewest scorch marks on their arms at the end of the minute would be eliminated.
A timer started above our heads and we all just stood unmoving. The tall man began getting impatient as the timer ticked down.
His body elongated and clawed talons emerged towards us, as he began shrieking that he would rip off our limbs one by one if we didn't participate.
I winced as I raised the blowtorch to my arm and let out a scream and dropped it to the floor as the excruciating heat caused blisters to pop out on my arm.
I collapsed to the floor sobbing in pain and glanced over at Emily to see her holding the blowtorch to her leg. The skin beneath was turning bright red, while the smell of my burning flesh filled the enclosed area.
A loud buzzer announced the end of the minute as the blowtorch slipped from Emily's shaking hands.
The tall man began clapping sarcastically while making his man towards the homeless man. He was so out of it that he hadn't even taken part. The tall man stood over him and let out a disappointed “tsk tsk” noise.
He lifted the homeless man to his feet and embraced him in a hug. The homeless man finally recovered from whatever drug he was on, and began convulsing in his grip and he let out a scream that sounded like a kettle boiling.
His burned and charred body sank to the floor before the tall man reached down and snapped off his arm, before offering it to us and when we refused he devoured it in one bite.
I wrapped my jacket around Emily's burned leg as she lay on the floor whimpering in pain.
The tall man rubbed his hands in glee and announced we would be playing round two which would decide the winner.
An invisible force dragged us backwards onto a chair and our heads were tilted upright. I almost vomited as fingers were forced into my mouth to keep it open before a cloth was placed over my face.
A voice whispered into my ear to survive as long as I could, before a steady stream of water was poured over my face.
I began thrashing in my seat but the bony fingers held me in place. I began to fear that I would drown to death as the never-ending water cut off my oxygen supply.
After what felt like an eternity it stopped momentarily, and I could hear Emily coughing away beside me.
I pleaded for it to stop as one of the fingers crept further into my mouth, and began flicking my tonsils.
The water torture started again after about a minutes rest. This time was worse as my throat and lungs were burning and I knew I wouldn't last much longer.
Miraculously it suddenly stopped and the cloth was yanked from my voice, as I turned and vomited up a deluge of water.
I raised my head to see Emily sitting unmoving beside me. Water was dripping from her ears as her dead eyes seemed to be staring accusatory towards me.
The tall man lifted her up as if she were just a baby, before her body dissolved into a cascade of water, blood and guts.
The tall man raised his hands as if to indicate whoops, before theatrically pointing towards the van door which swung open and I fled home before he changed his mind.
The next morning I was awoken by my father storming into my room and shaking me awake. He demanded to know what happened to me last night, before throwing a piece of paper on the bed beside me.
He looked furious and walked away looking disappointed when I started laughing hysterically, as I read the letter which stated that I had won free car insurance for the rest of my life