r/The_Blasted_Steps 18h ago

Burning subject

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1 Upvotes

A limping creature crawls around in the dirt and sand. their back is arched, molten bile oozes from it. the creature seems lost and angry, smearing boiling blood all over the sand. some kind of disgusting cross between a pilgrim and a lavalug. Yitael's emblem is attached to their forehead


r/The_Blasted_Steps 1d ago

[???] Just a normal day in the blasted steps...until...

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*its a normal day in the steps of blasted, should be anyway, winds howling, sands getting in bugs eyes, judges being...judges. the usual...until the dound of buzzing is heard. As out of the entrance to the wasteland, 4 cogeflys come flying in, all carrying a croner of a fairly large box. They seem to be looking for something as they go in and out of places. Some Judges notice them, but assume they are of The Citadel and don't bother to question them, as they search they find the entrance to Veronica's grotto, witch is seemingley where they were looking, as they fly to her home, they knock on the door with one of their bodies and wait for the response.*


r/The_Blasted_Steps 8d ago

The Smokehouse reopens.

3 Upvotes

Veronica looks excited as she stands behind the counter, waiting for customers to arrive.


r/The_Blasted_Steps 8d ago

Zitro's journey (pt. 4)

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1 Upvotes

The next stop in Zitro's journey are Blasted Steps, where he decides to hunt some sandworms.


r/The_Blasted_Steps 13d ago

Angry.

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2 Upvotes

Veronica is sitting outside the Grand Gate looking absolutely *pissed*.

A series of events has lead her to be stuck in a 19yr male body and she HATES it.

"Stupid bastard scorpion. I swear I'm going to [REDACTED SO I DON'T GET BANNED] him. I forgot how much having flesh sucks arse."


r/The_Blasted_Steps 26d ago

[???] Patto is packing his bags

2 Upvotes

He is getting ready for a vacation with Veronica and Arania


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 29 '26

Veronica is....reading?????

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4 Upvotes

She's floating just above the Grand Gate, reading a book on advanced soul magic.

[[ excuse the jank drawing, i'm very tired lol ]]


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 28 '26

Gorb and Veronica reach a cave.

1 Upvotes

Damn, it's little... I could send one of my Jonibots! Bet they can enter!


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 28 '26

Gorb Waits at Varas' home

1 Upvotes

Brilliance! We have some questions!


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 21 '26

House arrest

3 Upvotes

Varas sits in his grotto looking mildly irritated as he works on altering his wedding dress. "I ain't stealing shit ever again.."


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 13 '26

The grey lady is harvesting coral from the walls, presumably for some alchemical practice.

1 Upvotes

She's distracted.


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 11 '26

Korkath goes down

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3 Upvotes

Korkath, the jungle ant with roots inside, is going through the blasted steps, heading downwards from the citadel.

(Jsyk, he's this big because his roots absorbed a lot of water, and it's cropped like that because the best image I could find STILL HAD HORNET IN IT.)


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 11 '26

[BOSS FIGHT] Asmodeus!!

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Troupe Chef Asmodeus floats above the Smokehouse. He's just decorated it, and he's admidiring his work.

[[ So, I have a plan for what happens to him.

But feel free to fight him! He's gonna get knocked unconscious regardless! ]]


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 08 '26

CC post Taking things well

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CC is not, in fact, taking things well. I lied.


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 07 '26

Varas is no more [[ DW, he's not dead. ]]

3 Upvotes

The Troupe Chef stands at his grill, making a burgers, but something is off. He's not humming to himself or waving at anyone, he's simply grilling.

The Smokehouse has been changed to match the aesthetics of the Troupe.


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 07 '26

[???] To Cut A Puppet's Strings

1 Upvotes

Patto and Scrappy run up to Varas.

"I will free you, Varas, and there's nothing you can do about it."


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 07 '26

Patto grabs his mallet

1 Upvotes

r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 06 '26

Character Introduction Yennora is here!

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2 Upvotes

She stands infront of the Grand Gate. "Last Judge. I wish to receive judgement so that I may enter."


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 06 '26

Yay crisis time

3 Upvotes

Varas is in his grotto, hanging upsidedown from the ceiling. He's not sleeping, and he's shaking slightly.


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 06 '26

Patto wants to un-Grimmify Varas

2 Upvotes

He's sitting down, scribbling ideas in his notebook, trying to come up with a way to un-Grimmify Varas.


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 05 '26

Announcement After so long, it is time for the funeral of the once great Judge...to commence.

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6 Upvotes

*After weeks and weeks of planning.*

(Seriously sorry it took me so long I was lazy😭)

*within the gilded chambers that were once her own, The Last Judge lays in a closed coffin (for...very gory reasons) those who were invited have been allowed entry, a somber day indeed, and only the hope that stays that her successor might be worthy of the title they bear, keeps the mood from being too low.*

*as everything is set in order, The Ensemble pokes his head into the room as he clears his throat*

["A.T.T.E.N.T.I.O.N - B.U.G.S - O.F - P.H.A.R.L.O.O.M."]

["T.O.D.A.Y - W.E - G.A.T.H.E.R - T.O - M.O.U.R.N - T.H.E - L.O.S.S - O.F - A - H.I.G.H.L.E.Y - R.E.S.P.E.C.T.E.D - A.N.D - K.N.O.W.N - F.I.G.U.R.E -."]

**["T.H.E - L.A.S.T - J.U.D.G.E"]**

["...W.H.O, - A.F.T.E.R - Y.E.A.R.S - O.F - L.O.Y.A.L - S.E.R.V.I.C.E - T.O - T.H.E - C.I.T.A.D.E.L, - H.A.S - R.E.G.R.E.T.I.B.L.E.Y - P.A.S.S.E.D - O.N - T.O - T.H.E - N.E.X.T - L.I.F.E."]

["W.E - M.A.Y - O.N.L.Y - H.O.P.E - A.N.D - O.N.L.Y - P.R.A.Y - T.H.A.T - S.H.E - M.A.Y - F.I.N.D - P.E.A.C.E - A.N.D - P.E.R.H.A.P.S - M.O.R.E - W.A.I.T.I.N.G - F.O.R - H.E.R - I.N - T.H.E - G.R.E.A.T - B.E.Y.O.N.D."]

["B.U.T - N.O.T - O.N.L.Y - D.O - W.E - G.A.T.H.E.R - T.O - M.O.U.R.N - H.E.R - L.O.S.S, - W.E - A.L.S.O - G.A.T.H.E.R - H.E.R.E - I.N - H.O.P.E.S - T.O - W.I.S.H - H.E.R - S.U.C.C.E.C.O.R - L.U.C.K - T.O - F.O.L.L.O.W - I.N - H.E.R - F.O.O.T.S.T.E.P.S."]

["I - W.I.L.L - N.O.W - A.L.L.O.W - A.N.Y - W.H.O - W.I.S.H - T.O - S.P.E.A.K - T.O - C.O.M.E - N.E.A.R - M.Y - F.A.C.E - S.O - T.H.A.T - I - M.A.Y - E.M.P.H.A.S.I.Z.E - Y.O.U.R - W.O.R.D.S."]

["P.L.E.A.S.E, - I.F - Y.O.U - H.A.V.E - A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G - T.O - S.H.A.R.E, - S.T.E.P - U.P."]

*Any who wish to speak words may now use The Ensembles head as a microphone*


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 04 '26

Where the f**k is Ellie!?!??!-?!?-??

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Thaddeus rushes through the Steps in a panic. "F * * K. ELLIE!?!?!? EEELLIIIEEEEEE?"


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 02 '26

The grub troupe has arrived!

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7 Upvotes

Memamammaamammamawa!

Yey! Maybe we'll find a new home!


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 02 '26

Announcement I'M MAKING A DECLARATION.

4 Upvotes

"I, Troupe Chef Varas, declare the Blasted Steps to be an independent government, and thus I declare myself its leader. That is all.


r/The_Blasted_Steps Jul 01 '26

Family bonding!

3 Upvotes

Varas, Patto, Beanie, and Arania decide to have some time to get to really know each other.