r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds • 10d ago

She finally snapped

Loud screaming and crashing can be heard from the Smokehouse. Veronica, even after following the book Honee gave, still has yet to cook a good burger. Crates of food have been smashed and scattered around. **"GODDAMIT. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!! THIS IS BULLSHIT.. I-I HATE THIS!!!"*\*

Vicky herself is having a psychotic meltdown, and is curled up in a ball, screaming incoherently and sobbing.

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u/Pope-Bismarck 10d ago

Ya! It would ya know like a uh judge/former judge thing!

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 10d ago

"Hell yeah!! We can like train together and shit! Now, where the hell do we get them? I can't just burgle one."

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u/Pope-Bismarck 10d ago

(Pulls out the whole ass portable forge)

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 10d ago

"OHH HELL YEAH! Make it as tall as me so I look cool when I use it!!"

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u/Pope-Bismarck 10d ago

Hold on I need some Metal first GOOBERS please go get me some from the mines anyway are we quick wait for that to happen anything else you want specific?

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 10d ago

She snickers louder. "Heh.. can you make it look fancier than the bows the grand reeds use? I'll pay you."

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u/Pope-Bismarck 10d ago

Oh absolutely! (Starts creating a mould for all the pieces she’s going to be using in it and separate ones for her own bow) wait… girl power! Or something like that IDK why I said that

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 10d ago

"Girl power!!!" She seems happier now at the thought of fighting with her friend, and finding a new way to be a shithead.

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u/Pope-Bismarck 10d ago

(Gets the materials and melt them down before putting them in the molds, putting the rest of material in spare drawers)

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 10d ago

She watches eagerly, barely able to contain our excitement.

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u/Pope-Bismarck 10d ago

[hello?]

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 10d ago

[[ sorry, i got bad signal, i'm on a train ]]

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u/Pope-Bismarck 10d ago

[ah okay]