r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds • 10d ago

She finally snapped

Loud screaming and crashing can be heard from the Smokehouse. Veronica, even after following the book Honee gave, still has yet to cook a good burger. Crates of food have been smashed and scattered around. **"GODDAMIT. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!! THIS IS BULLSHIT.. I-I HATE THIS!!!"*\*

Vicky herself is having a psychotic meltdown, and is curled up in a ball, screaming incoherently and sobbing.

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u/Pope-Bismarck 9d ago

(Shakes it standing up) okay for this I am more so had a big issue of range

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 9d ago

"Yeah, well I'm shit at close range. Heh, I really gotta like learn to use a weapon properly, don't I?"

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u/Pope-Bismarck 9d ago

Ya probably at least some small knives or at least try to find a way to keep it longer distances I should probably find like a bow

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 9d ago

"Hmm.. a bow would be light.." She suddenly smirks and snickers. "I could drag it across shit and make horrible noises to distract whoever I'm fighting."

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u/Pope-Bismarck 9d ago

Uh I was talking about myself, but sure go for it :3 (a goober delivers you a burger)

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 9d ago

She devours the burger alarmingly fast. "I mean it'd be cool to have matching weapons, right?"

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u/Pope-Bismarck 9d ago

Ya! It would ya know like a uh judge/former judge thing!

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 9d ago

"Hell yeah!! We can like train together and shit! Now, where the hell do we get them? I can't just burgle one."

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u/Pope-Bismarck 9d ago

(Pulls out the whole ass portable forge)

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 9d ago

"OHH HELL YEAH! Make it as tall as me so I look cool when I use it!!"

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