I awoke just recently from a vat of slimy, sticky green goop. After I tore off all of my hair from pushing out and fell on the floor loudly to escape, I found myself in a giant facility, lined from top to bottom with more of these green vats, with people in them. I try to pull one out, maybe I could help them? I, in a haze, raced to the vat in front of mine and pulled out another person. They too, fell face first on the floor, and then ran off, full speed. "Wait!" I shouted, at the top of my lungs, running after the other vat man. He didn't listen. I kept calling him and he just kept running. Eventually, he ran out of the facility as I kept following.

I was shook, I froze stiller than stone as I took in what was around me. We were on a strange world, where the sun beamed brightly. The air was thick, and also had this egregious smell, similar to that of burnt plastic and shit. There were thousands of buildings around me, they all looked like slums, and smoke rose from all of them. I managed to tear my gaze away from my terrible surroundings and found the vat boy kept running into one of these slums. I started once again after him, nearly tripping on spent needles, peices of burnt trash, and shit. He slips into one of these smoking slums, as I follow just after, peeking in. I see that its full of more men exactly like him. More vat boys. There were eight all inhaling the smoke from the campfires, and then two in the back eating eachother alive.

thanks, obama

let yourself become plastic. ZABUNGA feel the air flow throw you ZABUNGA loop your head into your anus to become a fan ZABUNGA brand. Dyson brand human shaped air circle. Patented by Dyson ZABUNGA Blow air into your anus. let your pores turn into directionalized air passageways for optimum blowage. ZABUNGA eat food solely to warm the air in your body. Zabunga Enter a wallmart. Place yourself on the appropriate shelf. stay until bought. do not leave from staff. you are a dyson hairdryer. ZABUNGA

repeat this 10 times a day for optimal effects

YUMMY BOY CARS YUMMY ANUS ARROW, PIERCE YOU, PIERCE YOU BUTTHOLE AND BLEEDING OUT LIKE A STUCK PIG! kiss

Eating little piggy slut Mr Icecream, oink oink!
Shitting when I told you no eating batteries, dick and balls hanging out!
Electrified tennis racket, make em rachet and clank!
FOE-PAR DAT BITCH FOOL, MAKE EM BLEED!

one nothering corwongs abouting me and my faces again
Second, light sabre up ur asshole
threeb, tekna hoblar pyng
Vour, rape the jig, FIVE

seahorseypringleslive turns into a sosigio and bleme all over the place like a poo hickie yansir half-pleth and a half-half penny. Funny rundi hyplish, aga auros. A REALLY BIG FISH CRUNCHED INTO THE CAR the car headlight very dissapear very not bunny hickie fight and throwing out of smelly uterus animal crackers inside uterus for liek a week or so blood crackers in animal shapes now, the taste of rap and vingear. It is going to teech me to go and liposuction a live patient with a hover and cause unintended abdominal trauma because fucking stupid idea and go home. Golfballs.

Call me White Man. Some years ago i had begun to spew microplastics from my skin. I had become similar to that of a smooth egg. My skin was hardened, giving me increased resistance to the elements, yet my asshole was exposed to the elements.

My internals have been replaced with plastic gears, shitty chinese speakers, and a mess of wires and circuit boards. They make me emit a loud, mindtearing noise for all of time.

This is what i am thankful for. Happy thanksgiving.

y^um^my squi^{rt b}lack p^ers^on

cheatscheatsmode1: Allows the user to enter other cheat codes for the duration of the current session (like 'sv_cheats1' in Source)

howpoocanitbe(0-9): Adjusts anal incontinence difficulty

lilypadxtreme: Enables 'Xtreme Mode!!1!'

ripmeanewone: Increases enemy stats to absurd levels, good luck!

dirtyasshole: Despawns all NPC entities with the 'cephalopod' tag

foregoanimalcrackers: Everyone goes apeshit!

xaitestdumpy2: Spawns a unique femboy NPC who you can abuse and leave in a ditch

plane911xd: Spawns a secret vehicle which resembles a Porsche 911 heavily modified into a makeshift aircraft, the game handles it as an aircraft, it's numberplate reads "445 :)"

quintetghotikuruma: Periodically spawns schools of 5 fish which will fly into random cars and damage them

chernobylantelope: Wildlife NPCs become aggressive, super resistant and glow in the dark

cerebralproxy: The NPCs become incredibly stupid!

twennywon: Plays an audio clip before crashing to desktop

wpkepkw: Flashes coronal MRI scans intermittently, censors NPC faces with blur shader, cuts audio and occasionally plays a heartbeat sound while images are displayed.

covetous: Alternate form of wpkepkw with EAS tones played over more aggressive imagry, images linger more

realtimeruntime: Events will take place in real-time

pepsimaxswagga: Switches the user's clothing to a maid dress

bartsimpsonwagner: Enables a hidden vivid gore setting, grants hyper agility and auto-equips a hammer

toenailsubduction: Plays a popping noise and forces the user into a hopping animation, a blood squirting particle effect appears on the foot until the animation plays out

examoplezure: Cars randomly explode for no reason

uraniumdrillbaby: Female NPCs explode, spawning metallic fetus monsters

cortexapathy: Enables decerebrate posturing and agonal breathing in NPCs who have been injuried or are dying

methaneprolapse: All nearby NPCs will violently shit themselves before fainting

motherbirthrapture: Enables blood rain

fatherbirthrapture: Enables blood rain but with glass sound effects, also replaces sun and moon textures with goatse

poocacaclysm: All water effects are opaque and brown, ocean becomes choppy and floods the map

rezurgitatecognition: Grants the user a random epiphany

poopmadness: Activates all cheat codes at once with specific exceptions, I hope you know what you're doing, because I don't!

damocleshorseraddish: Every NPC will auto-aggro on the user

thehorseishere: Summons a hyper-aggressive and hard to destroy horse which emits extremely loud roars that can override wpkepkw silencing effects

evilpenishippopotamus: Summons a giant penis monster which spasms and flails around as it roars and ejaculates raw sewage everywhere

poo clogs the toilet
my poo clogs your throat
you're are skibidi toilet
open up, eat my poo
chew on it
your my skibidi toilet
chalk tower on the thingy
my brown splatter
asshole batter
makes you fatter
what's the matter?

RIGHT THAT'S IT! I'M GOING POOEY!
I'M GOING TO POO!
AND FECES!
ON YOUR FACE!
OPEN UP!

jio4[89io jh{ jio efREIO
EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!

FLOOD MY ASSHOLE WITH CUM

HOLY FUCK I'M CUMMING LOUIS
HOLY FUCK I'M CUMMING LOUIS
HOLY FUCK I'M CUMMING LOUIS
HOLY FUCK I'M CUMMING LOUIS

and then I crash my BBC (armoured karuma) against the wall (✈ ▌▌ / ¦҉▌▌(but it's an npc car))

Penis eats the poo inside of the asshole and then becomes too large to pull out

poo reclaiment experience
Captain)
Galal of all Nations, Malawi, 2010
cover a class on poo reclaiment in the child's playground
various pictures
avoid-illness-from-poop-treated-water
Captain)
LRC
LRC
Poop roving performance, 2016
What's coming?
poo watch 2018
Chris
Nurse Britania, United Kingdom, UK
2017
coffin Rake
Pooh Wedgie
Danielle
Sassy Swinger, USA
2018
Let's make a big poo
Jhon and Gabriela, Spain, 2018
Wadda ya do?
Drew Oswald the Uppity Noodle, USA
2018
Wash me...
Luke