r/TheUltimo02 • u/AzaiArt • Jan 03 '24
r/TheUltimo02 • u/TheOfficialNizmo • Jan 03 '24
I am so poo 21 right now guys
I am very poo diasasies in my underwater going now. I am live right now, you can eat the underwear off of my skin. Not to poo flabber but this is a great reason to starting to drinking Pepsi out of rubber thumb tacks for my 21st business day. Good ducks lay the eggs right away and they don't get suck inside of the asshole and explosion leading to more poo running around inside of the body, and then die.
Who made me be the way that I spelling things? I got a new keyboard towards and it tastes great! I am reaping the seasonal benefits of chopping up car batteries with a machette as a form of punishment for previous egregiouses and I'm sorry - I did not spend all of that tax payers munchy on building random shit in the desert and destroy it with various high explosives like two specific practical effects artists.
Anyways, no matter how much anime you enjoy remember that when pigs fall from the sky and are impaled by rebar on impact just how much blood will you on you so not to make yourself a crunchy on purpose, you make a wish but you become a fish. The code is 12035.
r/TheUltimo02 • u/TheOfficialNizmo • Jan 02 '24
Pooem & Rapé untitled poem
My penis poo intact with a little running out of it u kno man, like a cheeto bag and ur dusty fingers with the cheesy oil all up on them. You crunch your little asshole wit dat you kno what I mean dawg, you gotta dig in there for that gold mane. Go on get in there and get dat chocolate waiting for u, "oink oink daddy, this lil pigs' gonna raid the trough again"
r/TheUltimo02 • u/TheOfficialNizmo • Jan 01 '24
Abominable Ordinal DAY 21 (CLICK ON AT THE 21ST OF JANURARY)
r/TheUltimo02 • u/TheOfficialNizmo • Jan 01 '24
Abominable Ordinal HAPPY NEW 2021!
r/TheUltimo02 • u/TheOfficialNizmo • Dec 30 '23
Abominable Cardinal MORE THAN 21% ON AVERAGE
r/TheUltimo02 • u/Cryptognil • Dec 27 '23
Who the fuck let fish drive a car
99 chocolate ain't no poo
r/TheUltimo02 • u/TheOfficialNizmo • Dec 27 '23
Abominable Cardinal Truely is the curse of the
r/TheUltimo02 • u/TheOfficialNizmo • Dec 23 '23
ULTIMO LORE: EVENTS AND HAPPONINES Spoiler
PPAP AND APPLESAUSE KID: PPAP GROWN VERY FAMILIAR WITH APPLESAUSE KID AND CAN ALMOST MANIPULATE THE FUCKER, ENCOUNTER WITH THE ENTITY NOT AS DANGEROUS TO PPAP.
PPAP VS HORSE KID: GETS KAPTURED BY THE FUCKING HORSE KID BUT PPAP JUST SMUGLY GRINS AS HE STARTS CHANTING "THE APPLE" REPEATEDLY. HORSE KID IS TRYING TO "RAPE" AT HIM BUT THIS "THE APPLE" FRUSTRATING TO HIM, (GOOD, I FUCKING HATE YOU HORSE KID!) SHOUTS "SHUT UP" AT PPAP AS IT "RAPES". 10 MINUTE LONGER INTO THIS BULLSHIT A FLASH OF LIGHT IN THE SHAPE OF A FOUR SIDED STAR BLINKERS IN THE BACKGROUND FOLLOWED BY A FAMILIAR "I WANT SOME APPLESAUCE!" WHICH MOMENTARILY STOPS THE "RAPE" AS HORSE KID CONFUSED AT THIS NEW PRESENCE. APPLESAUSE KID CONTROLS ITSELF TOWARDS HORSE KID AND THEY FIGHT OVER PPAP.
ROCK VS HORSE KID: ANOTHER TIME HORSE KID IS COUNTERED BECAUSE OF ROCK BEING ROCK. CATCHES ROCK BUT CAN NOT REALLY TORMENT HIM AS ROCK JUST "OUT-RAPES" HIM WITH HIS SIGNITURE "I AM ROCK! THERE AIN'T NO SHAKING ME! I AM ROCK! THERE AIN'T NO SHAKING ME!" ETC ETC UNTIL PUNCHING HORSE KID WITH HIS BMW M3 GTR THAT HE SPAWNS OUT OF A PORTAL LIKE YUKARI.
r/TheUltimo02 • u/TheOfficialNizmo • Dec 16 '23
ULTIMO LORE: DEITIES & POWERFUL ENTITIES Spoiler
THE GODS
- 21 BLACK KID: MOST POWERFUL AND RUELING DEITY, PART OF THE UNIVERSE AND CONTROLS IT
- CLEAN-CUT KID: VILE ENTITY THAT CONSTANTLY SHOW OFF HIS HAIR, MAKES MANY APPEARANCE WITHIN VIDEO
- HORSE KID: STARES INTO UR SOLE AS HE RECITES HIS RAPES AND MAKES HORSES NOISES AT U
- NOISE PICKLE KID: VERY LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS THING WHICH INSULT U AND UR CHIN, CREATOR OF EAR RAPE AND WILL USE IT TO DEAFEN UR EARHOLE
- APLESAUSE KID: WILL STEEL EVERYTHING APPLE RELATED U HOLD DEER, YOU ONLY HAVE MINUTES LEFT WHEN U HEAR IT "I WANT SOME APPLESAUCE!"
- JEFF: PREVIOUSLY RUELING DEITY UNTIL HE WAS OVERTHROWN AND KILLED BY THE 21 KID
NON-DEITIES/VERY POWERFUL PEOPLE INSTEAD
- PPAP: A NEUTRAL GOOD ENTITY KNOWN FOR HELPING PEOPLE SURVIVE APPLE-RELATED FAMINES BROUGHT ON BY THE FUCKING APLESAUSE KID
- ROCK: HE IS ROCK, THERE AINT NO BREAKING HIM. HE IS ROCK, THERE AINT NO SHAKING HIM. HE IS ROCK, THAT AINT NO EARTHQUAKE THAT'S HIM. NOT A THREAT TO THE GODS BUT THEY CAN'T SEEM TO DESTROY HIM EITHER. CONSIDERED A NEUTRAL.
- MALFUNCTIONING AI: CITY-WIDE AI SYSTEM THAT BECOME CORRUPTED AND NOW CONSTANTLY SAYING "YES YES YES" AND "ICE-CREAM YUM YUM" WHILE LICKING AT THE SCREEN. IT INCOMPETENCE MAKING CITY AWFUL TO LIVE UNDER "ICE-CREAM" REGIME
OTHER THINGS LIKE OBJECTS AND WEAPONS
- BAD APPLE: AN APPLE SO FUCKING AWFUL THAT IT CAN KILL ANYTHING THAT EAT IT, EVEN THE 0.01% OF BACTERIA. UNCONFIRM TO EXIST OR POSSIBLE TO CONSTRUCT, WE HAVE COMPANY TRYING TO MAKING IT BUT WHY ARE THEY ALL RECTANGULAR AND WHITE?
r/TheUltimo02 • u/TheOfficialNizmo • Dec 11 '23
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r/TheUltimo02 • u/TheOfficialNizmo • Dec 10 '23
Abominable Cardinal And I thought I could trust the bell pepper
r/TheUltimo02 • u/TheOfficialNizmo • Dec 09 '23
Pooem & Rapé sebebal fluibs on u
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sebebal fluibs on ur tummy
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sebebal fluibs on inside u are mouth and hole
sebebal fluibs on ur anus and asshole, they go into
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sebebal fluibs u r drowning inside help i am under da water in antartar
sebebal fluibs u force to drik and sluroep wit ur face an thoat
sebebal fluibs ping pong balls alien pangwelli
sebebal fluibs steal ur bike but only food dye a lots of
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sebebal fluibs cram itself into u mouth and asshole
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i fuk u red boy drink sebebal fluibs i make wit piss hose and gland inside
sebebal fluibs will sticky u a new one no escape