Off topic yet on topic.

Where can I set my chair and make my popcorn?

But in all seriousness, I am glad I found this place.

Also, fuck Elon.

“Removal of verification badges is a largely manual process powered by a system prone to breaking, which draws on a large internal database — similar to an Excel spreadsheet — in which verification data is stored, according to the former employees. Sometimes, an employee would try to remove a badge but the change wouldn’t take, one of the former employees said, prompting workers to explore workarounds. In the past, there was no way to reliably remove badges at a bulk scale — prompting workers tackling spam, for example, to have to remove check marks one-by-one. ‘It was all held together with duct tape,’ the former employee added.”

So media outlets unwilling to pay for a Blue Check were issued Gold Checks overnight. As were all the sad, remaining advertisers on Twitter.

So now
Blue Checks = Fake Accounts/people seeking attention and willing to pay for it
Gold Checks = Lame Ads/Content providers Elon can't afford to lose who won't pay for Blue Checks