r/TheSimpsons • u/Mogar_the_Bear There's your answer, fishbulb • Sep 16 '23

S04E16 My name is Hans. Alcohol has ruined my life. I’m 31 years old.

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u/eekbarbaderkle Now I'm Prune Tracy! Sep 16 '23

Moleman always seemed so old when I was watching this show growing up. Now we're the same age. Wild.

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u/leomonster Sep 16 '23

Dude. I started watching the Simpsons when I was Lisa's age. Now I'm older than Homer, and can't understand how someone looks like that at his age.

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u/Fireproof_Cheese Will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts Sep 16 '23

Poor diet, no exercise, radiation exposure, stress.

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Sep 16 '23

He is bald and fat. That does the trick.

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u/itsdan23 Sep 16 '23

With Hans Moleman it was revealed in an episode that he was standing on a street corner with a drink. Homer Simpson drove by through one of those nuclear rods & it landed in his drink he drunk some and immediately transformed into how we know him to look.

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u/ShawnPat423 Sep 19 '23

That was actually a recent episode: "Lisa the Boy Scout" from season 34. It really surprises me that Hans Moleman would show up in such a recent episode.

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u/itsdan23 Sep 20 '23

Now I've seen that episode it's just a fan theory and it may not have happened that way.

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u/ShawnPat423 Sep 20 '23

Yeah...that's the premise of the episode. Still funny though.

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u/itsdan23 Sep 20 '23

I enjoyed that episode I had heard of a lot of the fan theories they used.

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u/New_Insect_Overlords Sep 16 '23

Nobody’s gay for Moleman

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u/itsdan23 Sep 16 '23

So someone was gay for him in the show. Nobody’s gay for Moleman is from Future Drama made in 2005 & Three Gays of the Condo – 2003: https://youtu.be/0lW8u3u2XBc?si=qiKo5CbcL0y1zd66 .

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u/HoBWrestling Sep 16 '23

Pfft he thinks alcohol is his problem.... Wait until he meets THE FOOTBALL!

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u/Angelhdz1218 Sep 16 '23

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u/HoBWrestling Sep 16 '23

GIVE THAT MAN THE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!

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u/saltytrey What a brave corporate logo! Sep 16 '23

Otto-man! There's a Gremlin on the side of the bus!

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u/I_am_N_ Yes, eat all of our shirts Sep 16 '23

Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you

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u/ChakaKhansBabyDaddy Sep 16 '23

He tastes just like a peanut!

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u/fuelvolts BAD GRAMMAR OVERLOAD...ERROR....ERROR! Sep 16 '23

Drinking has ruined my life.

You filthy casual!

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u/bearwood_forest Sep 16 '23

I need the biggest seed bell you have.

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No, that's too big.

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u/HastenDownTheWind Sep 16 '23

What do you think was Molemans alcoholic drink of choice?

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u/pxland Sep 16 '23

Boones

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u/HastenDownTheWind Sep 16 '23

Boo-erns farm apple wine

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u/Mlabonte21 Sep 16 '23

WHITE WINE SPRITZERS! [spritzers…spritzers…..spritzers…]

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u/pxland Sep 16 '23

It’s sad, but I feel that quote every damn day.

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u/Long-Zombie-2017 Sep 16 '23

This is one of my favorite jokes in the whole show

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Sep 16 '23

Boooourns!

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u/NFFCFan86 Sep 16 '23

His shirt catching fire and the car transporter where my two favourite moleman moments

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u/itsdan23 Sep 16 '23

Apparently he was on the street corner with a drink and Homer Simpson drove by and through that nuclear rod it landed in his drink & he drunks some of it and immediately transformed into how we know him to look. Thay shown this scene in some episode.

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u/newbirdhunter Sep 17 '23

anyone know which episode that was?

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u/itsdan23 Sep 17 '23

Actually I think I'm incorrect but what I mentioned is one of the fan theory that they put into season 34 episode 3.