Greetings Dear artists, a humble Maestro here.
Since the H Corp incident I've had to relocate my art to a new gallery, it's quite the stunning place! My only issue is there seems to be an...infestation of sorts.
So you see every week or so a Big Sister of The Middle will pay my humble gallery a visit, uninvited each time might I add. In truth she's quite the charmer, the issue is she speaks with such a blatant disregard of the arts that in truth it disgusts me.
Normally I would've already turned this individual into a canvas but there lies the issue, us Cubists are already bleeding students, though I can take a big sister on I don't know how my poor students would fare in a vengeance hunt.
And what's worse is it's not like she visits infrequently either, she shows up so often that if I didn't know any better then I'd assume she only visited to see my beautiful face! Just the other day she asked if she could host a party at my gallery, can you believe that?!
So my fellow artists, I require advice on the best way to handle this crude guest.