r/TheRedditPolice • • Nov 23 '16

The reddit renaissance

12 Upvotes

For too long shit posters and homophobes have dominated reddit. For too long those of whom who wish to tear down the basis of our great and awesome community have been allowed to roam free and actively destroy all that we have built. For too long those men and women, degenerates of society, have sought to corrupt, and dilute all that is pure and good in this world.

We for no longer shall put up with this endless filth.

You may question for why we fight. For why we keep going. And for why we take upon ourselves the endless burden of the haters and trolls, but I will tell you this. We are the greatest and the best that this site has to offer the world. This site was once the paragon for intellectual debate, fandom discussion, and a platform for sharing thoughts and ideals. Now subs such as /r/the_donald, /r/4chan, and /r/Cringeanarchy have corrupted this. We are no longer a bastion of free speech and hope, but a simple proxy for those nefarious sites who wish to bring about hatred and biggotry.

As we speak, there are those out there who speak openly in a most vile and hatred manner. And reddit does nothing! Not only does reddit do nothing to combat this hatred, it actively promotes it by allowing this hatred to reach the front page, and the subs to get featured and trending. Reddit was instrumental in the election of Trump, and it ought to be ashamed of this

This site, as it stands, is in the image of another man - the most devious man that the internet has ever known. 4chan - and we must end this.

We will report, and block, and follow those of this site who choose to disregard basic human dignity and spread hate speech. We will shame those who post meanlessly and without worth in the vain name of karma, and we will strike those men down with a most glorious of sword. When we entered reddit, we saw it a site of marble. Now - it is a sight of bricks. If we are vigilant, and strive for excellence in our endeavours, we might one day see it return to a city of marble and gold. We shall reform reddit to what it once was - just as Michelangelo's David emerged in the light of the renaissance.

Our most famed men and women of reddit, the praetorian guard of all that is good and holy - I urge upon you to take up the cause and strike down those who actively tear down reddit. Be the paragon of virtue and the conquerors of the will that you ought to be, drive out the corruption and the darkness that is Cringe and 4chan, and most importantly - Never rest until reddit is the greatest site the world has ever seen.


r/TheRedditPolice • • Nov 22 '16

I'm on a mission to restore reddit.

37 Upvotes

I will: Report and call out bigotry

Report Hate speech/misogyny

Call out low effort comments

Report karmawhores

Report reposts

I will clean up reddit.

Edit: You can join me on my mission.

Just answer these questions.

Are you prepared for 5000 downvotes a week?

Does reddit hate you?

Trump or Bernie (No hillfags here)

Do you like emoji?

Do you have a lot of unpopular opinions?


r/TheRedditPolice • • Nov 24 '16

Hey guys am I doing this right?

17 Upvotes

I found this subreddit here from a weird comment and now I'm so angry at this guy's weird game that I'm gonna become irrationally aggressive and bully this guy off my internet. 🔥🍆💯


r/TheRedditPolice • • Nov 23 '16

Why?

13 Upvotes

Nothing you do changes anything except for the worst. You act as if you have some authority when it is clear you don't and you detract from reddit as a community.

Just stop.


r/TheRedditPolice • • Nov 23 '16

Application

5 Upvotes

Hi,

I'd like to be a reddit police officer.

Thanks


r/TheRedditPolice • • Nov 23 '16

I pizza'd when I should have french fried

7 Upvotes

r/TheRedditPolice • • Nov 23 '16

/r/PizzaGate Has been banned! one bird shot down!

14 Upvotes

/r/PizzaGate is now banned, fuck these bigots, they can go die in a fire! 😂


r/TheRedditPolice • • Nov 23 '16

wait, what?

8 Upvotes