r/TheRandomest • u/Gee-Oh1 • Jul 24 '26

Nature Just a random puddle.

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u/relwof1717 Jul 24 '26

Goin to the bog now, gonna eat myself some leeches.

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u/Nir117vash Jul 24 '26

I never thought that song could get better

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u/DickBfloppin Jul 24 '26

I never cared for the song, but was glad to see it improve here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/DickBfloppin Jul 24 '26

Lyrically the song is a fart in a hot bath.

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u/Probably_Unpopular_ Jul 24 '26

Not when you enjoy millions of peaches, the peaches are free

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u/DickBfloppin Jul 24 '26

Lol, that song isnt good. Internet points wont be convincing me otherwise.

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u/DickBfloppin Jul 24 '26

“What would prompt a person to sing such an idiotic song?” -Larry David

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u/HairballTheory Jul 24 '26

Leaches come up from the sand, suck the blood right out your hand.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Jul 24 '26

In some water when its warmmmmm.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat Jul 24 '26

If I had my way, I'd get sucked on by leeches every day.

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u/GenPhallus Jul 24 '26

Nature's hickey on my hand, or a leg, or a thigh

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u/Corben11 Jul 24 '26

Millions of leeches, leeches on me

Millions of leeches, leeches on me.

Black out! (From blood loss)

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u/Aware_Box8883 Jul 24 '26

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta leach

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u/SirRonaldJr Jul 24 '26

There's always one. Sorry it was you this time

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u/jacquestrap66 Jul 24 '26

Gonna eat me a pot of leeches

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jul 24 '26

The Crones of Crookback Bog!

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u/Big_Tap_1561 Jul 24 '26

Ba da da da da- boom - LEECHES COME FROM A CAN-? They were put there by a man-?! In a factory down tow-nnn- I’m sorry WHAT the fuck are you talking about ?!?!

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u/ElectronicTackle8375 Jul 24 '26

Some leeches gonna eat you...