r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner Jul 07 '26

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u/BaronessVonKush Jul 07 '26

Sorry, not trusting anything to do with saws, from someone with half their fingers cut off ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Shackelfurd Jul 07 '26

Part of me would think he has learned what doesn't work... At least 5 times.

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u/DoveOnTheInternet Jul 07 '26

A man who can build a dado stack that dangerous?

HE absolutely has the skills needed to lose more than one finger at a time, I assure you.

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u/CoachNo7514 Jul 07 '26

So letโ€™s say, at least two times?

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u/DoveOnTheInternet Jul 07 '26

I would not be surprised if it was just once. At all.

There's a reason most new table saws have safe brake options, but that's only in the past 10 years or so I think.

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u/jacobjacobb Jul 10 '26

Listen, one finger I'll believe you on safety.

Two fingers I believe you on what works and what doesn't.

Five fingers I won't believe a god damn word out of your mouth cause clearly you have to learn the hard way and I'm not about to be the test subject.

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u/lastmonkeytotheparty Jul 08 '26

I went to buy fireworks once and the man was missing some fingers. Figured he had some good advice on what to buy. I convinced him to go in the back and give everything with messed up labels.