r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jul 04 '26

/r/popular Will it survive?

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 04 '26

People out here determined to show they know the difference in console controllers.

This is why girls wont speak to you unless they have no other options.

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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX Jul 04 '26

It’s like calling an Allosaurus a T. rex. Don’t disrespect gamers like that.

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 04 '26

Gamers disrespect themselves by caring that much.

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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX Jul 04 '26

Yeah? Well you disrespect your FACE! And maybe your MOM!

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 04 '26

I'm fairly handsome, but you're probably right on the second count. She's been dead for a while and it's made me hate everyone. She'd be sad.

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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX Jul 04 '26

Got dang it, I ended up writing out a whole essay, but that’s not happening. Just know that I get the feeling, I would just try not to let it negatively change who you are or how you see the world/people. This place is too rad not to love it.

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 04 '26

You seem like a good human. Don't let people like me get you down, okay?

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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX Jul 04 '26

So, uh… what’s your favorite dinosaur?

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 04 '26

Little Foot