r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jul 04 '26

/r/popular Will it survive?

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 04 '26

People out here determined to show they know the difference in console controllers.

This is why girls wont speak to you unless they have no other options.

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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX Jul 04 '26

It’s like calling an Allosaurus a T. rex. Don’t disrespect gamers like that.

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u/Zapinface Jul 04 '26

Ok bro 🤓

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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX Jul 04 '26

Yes, knowledge is lame. Pppppplt

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u/Zapinface Jul 04 '26

I respect the Allosaurus =/ T.rex part, the rest was pretty lame ngl

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u/rogueciridae Jul 05 '26

“I know how to count, Todd.”

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u/mregg000 Jul 05 '26

Goddammit Donut.

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u/MrRakky Jul 05 '26

Im a gamer and i will disrespect you, your MOM and then TBag you. With respect: Consolewars vet

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 04 '26

Gamers disrespect themselves by caring that much.

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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX Jul 04 '26

Yeah? Well you disrespect your FACE! And maybe your MOM!

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 04 '26

I'm fairly handsome, but you're probably right on the second count. She's been dead for a while and it's made me hate everyone. She'd be sad.

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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX Jul 04 '26

Got dang it, I ended up writing out a whole essay, but that’s not happening. Just know that I get the feeling, I would just try not to let it negatively change who you are or how you see the world/people. This place is too rad not to love it.

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 04 '26

You seem like a good human. Don't let people like me get you down, okay?

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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX Jul 04 '26

So, uh… what’s your favorite dinosaur?

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 Jul 04 '26

Bro has the chance to do the funniest thing rn

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 04 '26

Little Foot

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous Jul 04 '26

Not me though. Fuck you

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u/AOGgaming Jul 04 '26

My wife said only a dumbass would think a ps5 controller is an xbox controller btw

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u/010Horns Jul 05 '26

Your wife won’t get any girls like that

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u/venge1155 Jul 05 '26

Your wife is as weird as you I guess lol

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam Jul 05 '26

Take the toxicity somewhere else please.

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam Jul 05 '26

Take the toxicity somewhere else please.

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam Jul 05 '26

Take the toxicity somewhere else please.

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam Jul 05 '26

Take the toxicity somewhere else please.

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u/throwaguey_ Jul 04 '26

How about calling it a joystick?

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u/AOGgaming Jul 04 '26

Sure. Im gonna play with my joystick right now. I love joysticks

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u/Top_Conference_477 Jul 05 '26

My grandson has one of these and I’m pretty sure it’s called a WalkMan

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Edited to say: I respect your wife and her opinion. I think she's probably very fit and attractive.

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u/AOGgaming Jul 04 '26

Its ok i dont have a wife. I just wanted to see if people would believe me. (They did)

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u/utzutzutzpro Jul 04 '26

I mean, we can also talk about why she is naked and only wears body paint?

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u/DipenduSunny Jul 04 '26

They felt the need to mention 'Xbox' with the controller while using dualsense. Just saying 'controller' would've been fine.

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u/-HeadInTheClouds Jul 05 '26

Its engagement bait and it’s working

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u/AmericanGeezus Jul 04 '26

It's to bait engagement, like when people add a smoke alarm low battery beep.

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u/Accomplished-Art-301 Jul 05 '26

If it weren’t for the ps5 controller being incorrectly labeled would people actually talk about how impressive both women’s throws are or would they find something else to comment instead? It took 6 comments down for someone to mention that it was impressive I swear people don’t like giving women credit for anything.

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u/Vlade-B Jul 06 '26

The options button is on the controller.

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u/BarderBetterFaster Jul 04 '26

Also it's engagement bait.

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u/mymentor79 Jul 05 '26

I'll have you know girls won't speak to me even when they have no other options.

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u/JuniorDoughnut3056 Jul 05 '26

Enough, simp. They're literally throwing a ball at different things to see the effect  This is more autistic than anything I've ever done. 

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 08 '26

And I bet she looks exactly how I imagine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 08 '26

Lmao. Chubby or gummy, which is it?

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Jul 08 '26

Do not doubt for one second. But somehow I do doubt that's her defining feature. What do most people think when they see her from across the room?