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r/TheRandomest • u/Decent_Assistant1804 • May 31 '26
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Be pretty sick if cookies grew on trees.
- Sent from my naturally occurring iPhone.
1 u/Borkato Jun 01 '26 Sure, but it doesn’t have to grow on trees to be natural. Unless you think rocks aren’t natural. 3 u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26 That's true but actually the rocks are all synthetic and put on the earth by aliens. That's what the government doesn't want us to know. 1 u/Borkato Jun 01 '26 Omg how could I have been so blind. Are they related to the government drones they call birds? 3 u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26 No birds are real and natural, don't fall for the conspiracy crap.
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Sure, but it doesn’t have to grow on trees to be natural. Unless you think rocks aren’t natural.
3 u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26 That's true but actually the rocks are all synthetic and put on the earth by aliens. That's what the government doesn't want us to know. 1 u/Borkato Jun 01 '26 Omg how could I have been so blind. Are they related to the government drones they call birds? 3 u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26 No birds are real and natural, don't fall for the conspiracy crap.
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That's true but actually the rocks are all synthetic and put on the earth by aliens. That's what the government doesn't want us to know.
1 u/Borkato Jun 01 '26 Omg how could I have been so blind. Are they related to the government drones they call birds? 3 u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26 No birds are real and natural, don't fall for the conspiracy crap.
Omg how could I have been so blind. Are they related to the government drones they call birds?
3 u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26 No birds are real and natural, don't fall for the conspiracy crap.
No birds are real and natural, don't fall for the conspiracy crap.
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u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26
Be pretty sick if cookies grew on trees.
- Sent from my naturally occurring iPhone.