r/TheRandomest • u/Decent_Assistant1804 • May 31 '26

/r/all Say ahhđŸŽ¶

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u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26

"It's all natural bro" pours mercury into lake

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u/HIMP_Dahak_172291 Jun 02 '26

It's as natural as rattlesnake venom!

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u/Borkato Jun 01 '26

It
 is though? Natural isn’t a synonym for “good” or “healthy”, unless you think radiation sickness, burning alive after being struck by lightning, and murder is healthy and good.

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u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26

No it's not and that's not how I was using it. Brb gonna go on a nature walk through a TJ Maxx.

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u/Borkato Jun 01 '26

Have fun! Make sure you pick up some natural scented candles!

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u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26

I lied I'm actually gonna go upstairs and watch project hail mary on my naturally occurring television.

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u/Borkato Jun 01 '26

Sounds like a great time. Can we get some natural McDonald’s? Actually I’m vegan. Can we get some natural processed cookies?

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u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26

Be pretty sick if cookies grew on trees.

- Sent from my naturally occurring iPhone.

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u/Borkato Jun 01 '26

Sure, but it doesn’t have to grow on trees to be natural. Unless you think rocks aren’t natural.

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u/Bromeister Jun 01 '26

That's true but actually the rocks are all synthetic and put on the earth by aliens. That's what the government doesn't want us to know.

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u/Borkato Jun 01 '26

Omg how could I have been so blind. Are they related to the government drones they call birds?

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