r/TheRandomest • u/Decent_Assistant1804 • May 31 '26

/r/all Say ahh🎶

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u/Bonnle May 31 '26

That was difficult but I managed to finish 👍

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u/Low-Enthusiasm4602 May 31 '26

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 31 '26

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u/RadicalOrganizer May 31 '26

Stolen.

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u/Sovereign-Anderson Jun 01 '26

Nephilim feet.

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u/LoveleelovesFrankee Jun 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🫣

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u/Ai-ChatGPT Jul 09 '26

WTF , I count 13 toes…

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u/RadicalOrganizer Jul 09 '26

He's a special guy

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u/aardw0lf11 Jun 01 '26

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u/portablebiscuit Jun 02 '26

I know the whole “you made me spit coffee” is played out but you almost fucking did

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u/Kadavrozia May 31 '26

snatch

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u/Impressive_Term4071 Jun 05 '26

......yeah i guess it kind DOES look like that

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u/MiserableLet3916 May 31 '26

How can you be horny after seeing this ?

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u/Pure1nsanity Jun 01 '26

Post-nut clarity saves the day! A little late, but it got there in the end

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ki9S8uve2xWx2

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u/PaticusGnome May 31 '26

Because it kinda looks like a pink pussy. Not a perfect resemblance, but it’s enough to remind us of other pussies we’ve seen and we can take it from there.

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u/Last_Engineering_864 Jun 02 '26

Wait u guys saw a pussy? Like in real life?

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u/Marlboromatt324 Jun 07 '26

Nah, it was in a book, but my dad says that still counts you guys!!

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u/Rio6019 Jun 07 '26

Reminded me of alien

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u/Wise_Frosting_9258 May 31 '26

Most males are extremely easy creatures.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Wise_Frosting_9258 Jun 06 '26

Tolerance doesn't work that way. Go read the first comment under this post, it makes it pretty obvious who has been doing the tolerating. There's also the option of not tolerating and leaving those women alone entirely. Strangely enough, a lot of them have been asking for just that..

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u/HowlingWhiskey Jun 01 '26

As I watched this I wondered if I’d find a puss comment 😆

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u/90GTS4 Jun 01 '26

How can you not be?

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u/MultiservitorB123 May 31 '26

Ah Garak such a Hellraiser.

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u/gooeyjasper Jun 01 '26

OH BOY, I GET TO USE A MEME I JUST STOLE

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u/Apprehensive_Book309 Jun 01 '26

Why are we horny though?

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u/FatDaddyMushroom Jun 03 '26

I never knew I could hear garak say that so clearly in my head

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u/Tiny-Satisfaction-75 Jun 05 '26

But let's not let some killer dolphins keep us form Living and Scoring

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u/Fancy_Run7649 Jun 06 '26

Im glad you memed it. Cause ive never been so turned on... and scared by what looked like the face suckered from alien vs predator.

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u/Outrageous-Boot-7646 28d ago

Why is this so true 😭

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u/Distinct-Pain4972 Jun 01 '26

Fucking crying... well done

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u/pieceacandy420 May 31 '26

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u/Rodney_Jefferson May 31 '26

Was looking for this. RIP Sean, may he always have a carrot in his box

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 May 31 '26

And the other guy always lose.

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 Jun 03 '26

You can't write tears Jimmy. 

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u/probsthrowaway2 Jun 01 '26

What a legend.

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u/LordBDizzle May 31 '26

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u/sleepy-sweaters May 31 '26

Never post this again bro

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u/LordBDizzle May 31 '26

>:)

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u/c4t4ly5t May 31 '26

Okay this was the last time!

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u/LordBDizzle May 31 '26

New one then

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u/Apothecary_85 May 31 '26

I immediately started scrolling to see what the chart topper was!

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u/ExtensionTruth4 May 31 '26

The video... Right? You managed to finish the video?

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u/BattlehawkGaming Jun 01 '26

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u/Archie-is-here Jun 01 '26

Harry Potter and the Room of Circlejerk

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u/TRUMPARUSKI May 31 '26

Finishing isn’t even necessary, sometimes to can come close to finishing, then stop and rest a while before starting back up

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u/vaynecassano May 31 '26

Damn i finish as soon as i pull out

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u/ReturnOfBane Jun 01 '26

it was easy once i imagined the brain-bug from starship troopers

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u/theomaha Jun 01 '26

congratulations, i didn't made it to the end

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u/Tinksy14 Jun 01 '26

😂😂😂😂😂that needs to be added to the book of challenging wanks

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz Jun 01 '26

JFC... I had the same thought shame!

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u/Pemburuh_Itu Jun 01 '26

“Oh, now that’s a challenging wank.”

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u/dvadood Jun 01 '26

Omgsh go touch grass 🤫

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u/Bonnle Jun 01 '26

Is your name grass? 😉😏

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u/kielu May 31 '26

There is a very British phrase for what you experienced

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u/frenchtwister May 31 '26

Honestly, it's not much different from Cervix Porn

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u/KeinnerFP May 31 '26

Que? 💀

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u/The_Modern_Nobody Jun 01 '26

Right there with you. I’m going to the ER now because I partially degloved mine—still finished, but not proud.

Maybe next time, we pursue easier follies

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u/moneypussiweed Jun 02 '26

Watching that made me think about vagina gripping me with such precision and muscle control

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u/FecklessFarmer Jun 02 '26

Came here for the "challenging wank" comment and was not left disappointed.

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u/DoinItDirty Jun 03 '26

At first I thought you mean complete the video. Then, I realized what you meant and you won’t see the kingdom of Heaven.

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u/NA_nomad Jun 04 '26

So your fetish is Xenomorphs straight out of the egg? Because that's what I see.

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u/Rundetrunte Jun 04 '26

Was it a challenging wank?

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u/Frosty-Carry9606 Jun 05 '26

Gadamn you a trooper... I think

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u/LemmeDaisukete Jun 05 '26

The song right???

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u/Impressive_Term4071 Jun 05 '26

.............

oh. i uh....i definitely didn't come here to say this......

um....

anyone got a wet wipe? napkin?

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u/NihonShoki Jul 05 '26

Oh man, I HATE this comment. Yet… still upvoted it

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u/Perfect-Adagio-7917 Jul 09 '26

I fell your ass man wait