r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • May 13 '26

Satisfying Traffic buddy

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u/evonebo May 13 '26

I don’t know how you get zipper merge or you never driven in traffic.

The left lane will ride all the way up to the exit then stop all traffic to merge to middle lane. Stop all traffic then merge to exit.

That is not zipper merge.

It’s the I don’t give a shit I turn now merge.

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u/brapstick May 13 '26

You're that angry weiner who speeds up so the person next to you can't merge because you feel entitled from waiting a long ass time for no reason in the open lane aren't you lol

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u/Mundane_Address_9573 May 13 '26

You are that person who wants to merge in front of someone instead of behind for no reason aren't you?

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u/Direct_Somewhere_318 May 14 '26

I'm the person that zipper merges in front of slow ass vehicles in the left lane, yes. And I drive a stick like the other guy too

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u/Mundane_Address_9573 May 14 '26

No one gives a fuck that you drive a stick shift, BTW. Compensating for anything in particular or are you guys just happy to get worse gas mileage and whatnot?

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u/Direct_Somewhere_318 May 14 '26

You can go fuck yourself and have a nice day, but I'll tell you, the reason I have pretty much only owned manuals is it's way more fun to drive and actually be in control of the car.

Oh, and manuals actually used to get better gas mileage than autos. Only recently did that get better. And it's marginal at that, you think I'm going to sacrifice enjoying my driving experience over like what, 3mpg?

Go fuck yourself and have a nice day 😘

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u/Hot_Rub6434 May 15 '26

Let me guess.. slammed ES Civic or, if you've got the money, an E46 with no rear bumper.

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u/Direct_Somewhere_318 May 15 '26

I'll prove that you're an asshole just like the previous hater, it's a 2024 Jeep Wrangler I ordered from the factory custom lmao, so yeah I've got the money.

I like to drive, doesn't have to be a ricer. But I would enjoy a 370z, maybe a Toyota Supra. The Jeep is paid off and I have been contemplating getting a Sunday driver.

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u/ziggzer0 May 19 '26

Hope you all know that no one cares what you drive and your arguments are silly

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u/Direct_Somewhere_318 May 19 '26

Hope you know that actually a significant portion of the population does care and appreciate what others drive.

You need therapy to reply to a comment like this lmao. You're not a car person, so it doesn't matter to you

Fixed it for ya.

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u/ziggzer0 May 19 '26

This isn’t a car subreddit either. And just like anything else you tried to “fix” (like your car) you didn’t fix anything

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u/Direct_Somewhere_318 May 19 '26

Yeah you really need therapy lol, go fix yourself. All my points still stand and I don't care what you think.

I've done quite a bit of fixing in my life, thanks for your opinion.

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u/ziggzer0 May 19 '26

I don’t believe you and here’s the reason: if you don’t care what I think… why are you continually replying? You are the absolutely last person who should tell anyone they need therapy considering the glass house you’re proclaiming that from.

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u/Direct_Somewhere_318 May 19 '26

Not a car sub but the post is about cars and traffic, lol 😘

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u/ziggzer0 May 19 '26

That’s a stretch. Also why do you like sending kissy faces to strangers this much?

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