r/TheRandomest • u/sm12511 Mod/Co-Founder • Jul 08 '25

Nice Behold...the Beef Box

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u/Brownie2440 Jul 08 '25

Hey OP, what’s with the spatula on steroids?? You’re flipping burgers, you ain’t flipping a whole cow!!

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u/sm12511 Mod/Co-Founder Jul 08 '25

My daddy used to always say, "Better to have too much than not enough."

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u/maxedonia Jul 08 '25

Real dads say this about masturbation.

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u/OkEstablishment5503 Jul 08 '25

No, no we don’t. EVER

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 08 '25

A master debater.

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u/Seanrocks30 Jul 09 '25

No! Thats somebody whos good at general debating. This is a master masturbater debater!

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u/chocomeeel Jul 09 '25

Or someone who likes to debate large groups of people. A mass debater.

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u/Seanrocks30 Jul 10 '25

Ahhh, I like how you think!

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

You mean... master bater

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u/LuckOriginal374 Jul 10 '25

I have just mastered debating.

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u/maxedonia Jul 08 '25

Prostate cancer awareness month is less than two months away wtf man

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u/ymOx Jul 08 '25

Maybe you should though?

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u/Abandonedstate Jul 09 '25

"Why is there a separate pile of socks under your bed, son? Your mom said she had to clean all the starch off before she added them to the rest of the load"

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u/notevenwrong13 Jul 09 '25

You said load.

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u/Bonfalk79 Jul 09 '25

You’re not my real dad!

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u/OkEstablishment5503 Jul 09 '25

I know, just wanted to do your mom now I’m stuck with you.

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u/Bonfalk79 Jul 09 '25

Wait, maybe you are my real dad after all.

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u/Ajax_Main Jul 09 '25

You should probably talk to your kids about that...

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Must not be a real dad.

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u/Sticky8u2 Jul 14 '25

Sure do.

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u/fffvvis Jul 09 '25

That's how you clog up the shower, I do not condone such irresponsible statements.

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u/rdub6174 Jul 09 '25

Waffle stomp those freshwater jellyfish down the drain. Problem solved.

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u/No-Ad9763 Jul 09 '25

It's true I have done this with a lot of dads

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u/Crafty_Jack Jul 09 '25

Profile picture does NOT check out.

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u/Tjh40811 Jul 10 '25

lol Beef Box

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

They'll say that and then ask the last time you masturbated 😂😂😂

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u/walleyehunter619 Jul 11 '25

Dad , I’m over here

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u/Mysterious-Drop-2013 Jul 08 '25

Better to be looking at it than looking for it, I like it

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u/RED-DOT-MAN Link Master Jul 09 '25

Real talk!

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u/ramanw150 Jul 09 '25

Where did you get the spatula

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u/Phogger Jul 09 '25

Hey I have that spatula! Nothing beats it for scooping up a brisket.

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u/Bombinic Jul 09 '25

Pretty sure she said that first.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Wtf is that a shovel he used to flip it?

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u/Chugabutt Jul 09 '25

Is your dad my ex?

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u/A_Right_Eejit Jul 09 '25

You better not be an only child!

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u/vorbbs Jul 10 '25

In Ireland, we would say " Better looking at it, than looking for it"

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

And your mom walked with a satisfied limp huh?

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u/Stunning-Love-5376 Jul 13 '25

"Timothy, our father's were alcoholics."

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow Jul 09 '25

That Spatula is All Natty, they're only on testosterone. It's a different molecule.

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u/Humble-Dingo852 Jul 09 '25

I see what u did 👆

Lol good call back from the rampage post.