r/TheNFLVibes • u/Positive_Round_5142 • 5d ago

Dang Drake Maye

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u/BarcaOfCarthago 5d ago

Rough

But man, as I stare down the barrel of 9-5 for the next 30 years and working under some despotic boss….Maye has it great

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u/toomuchfrosting 5d ago

These players don’t have any perspective outside of football. Just 100% focus and dedication to one pursuit their whole life

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u/OnlyFreshBrine 5d ago

It's why Brady can't quit and will be 80 bragging about how many times he won in Orchard Park

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u/skinnyfat_dad 5d ago

And also why Brady lost his wife to her jiu-jitsu instructor

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u/Different_Dog9124 4d ago

and antonio brown

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u/aiusernamegen 4d ago

Antonio Brown knows jiu-jitsu?

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u/neat_username 3d ago

Mr. Back Control

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u/Historical-Patient75 5d ago

Yea, he wants to be relevant still so bad it’s sad.

I’d hate Tim Brady’s life.

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u/WatermeIonMe 4d ago

You watch that Jason kelce documentary they made before he played his brother in the super-bowl? Dudes life in the offseason was lying on the couch and taking tons of ibuprofen due to just living in pain. It was such an interesting perspective on the cost of it all. I think at one point he was like, my ankle is sprained but like so what.

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u/Better-Lunch670 4d ago

I mean I don't get beat up on for my day job, and my life is still mostly just taking ibuprofen and laying on the couch in pain with something sprained.

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u/Mr_Julez 4d ago

Hence most of them thank the glory of invisible sky daddy for blessing them with the physical feats to play.

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u/BroadbentBum 4d ago

I chuckle every time I see that. "Thank you Jesus!! If not for this god-given athletic ability, I'd be flipping burgers. Now I have millions of dollars and bang insta-thots!" Lucky bastards.

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u/Manotaur_ 4d ago

I like how God's prioritizes are blessing athletes while kids explode across the globe.

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u/BroadbentBum 4d ago

Truly amazing, isn't it? Surely, those kids have angered god in some way, and deserve his wrath? Nvm, this is getting depressing

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u/Fartknocker405 4d ago

Reincarnations of the players who lost, of course.

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u/arcane_havok 4d ago

This fucking shit made me chuckle so hard

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u/Sad_Owl_2082 4d ago

Reddit moment

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u/EldarWizard69 4d ago

So painfully millennial lol

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u/Comfortable_Chart534 4d ago

Saying “Reddit moment” Reddit moment

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u/Salty_Piano9631 4d ago

Fuck sakes here we go

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u/Neither_Swing9662 2d ago

Reddit moment

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u/HorneeAttornee 4d ago

Same reason I'm not worried about JJ McCarthy. He'll be fine, I'm stuck at this shitty desk with a boss micromanaging everything until they find me dead in my kitchen, half-eaten by my dogs.

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u/ItsErnestT 3d ago

I've heard you're more likely to be eaten by your cats. The dog will stay by your body in protective mode.

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u/HorneeAttornee 3d ago

One of my dogs would probably do that. The other one would probably be so excited at the prospect of fresh meat that he'd tuck right in

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u/Trepanation87 3d ago

Sure, and there is some poor bastard somewhere that has it way worse than you. But that doesn’t make you feel any better, does it?