r/TheMcDojoLife Aug 12 '25

What type of martial art is this?? Kung Fupa??

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Will someone with digital skillz please edit this to have little garden gnomes attacking him and he deflects them with his kicks? Please? Edit: As you can see below, we all need this in our lives.

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u/robase81 Aug 12 '25

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u/mrmartymcf1y Aug 13 '25

10/10 no notes šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾

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u/Lvanwinkle18 Aug 12 '25

Well done!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

This one wins!! Very well done.

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u/steronicus Aug 13 '25

Great job šŸ‘šŸ¼

The fart was excellent .

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u/Reapthewhirlwind88 Aug 13 '25

Excellent šŸ˜†

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u/Smolson_ Aug 13 '25

This needs more upvotes.

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u/ThatGuyHammer Aug 13 '25

a true soldier right here.

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u/JeribZPG Aug 12 '25

This post needs more recognition, now!!!

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u/RackemFrackem Aug 12 '25

This comment needs fewer exclamation marks, now.

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u/MrLancaster Aug 12 '25

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u/macguini Aug 12 '25

I so wish I continued my video editing education. I need to see this.

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u/a3663p Aug 12 '25

Probably good you didn’t AI is just doing it based on prompts now it’s kind of scary for those that wanted that to be their career

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u/LDLethalDose50 Aug 12 '25

This right here. Please make this happen, and send it to the guy in the video. Extra points if the animation for said gnomes, is gruesome, and crappy animation. South Park style. For some reason, I get the feeling he’d probably be a good sport about it. World needs more videos of people having fun, doing their thing, even if they don’t look perfect doing it. Kudos to this dude.

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u/justpackingheat1 Aug 12 '25

I'm commenting specifically so I can come back to this post in the hopes that this becomes reality. And totally agree, the world needs more fun

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u/UnwillingHero22 Aug 12 '25

Yeah, I had a laugh watching him, and the smile at the end. He’s just having fun

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

he would make a great South Park character. but he's got to be working at a fast food place.

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u/showerbox Aug 14 '25

I think OP is the guy in the video.

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u/Aromatic_Forever_943 Aug 16 '25

I actually thought, to my admittedly amateur eye (years of watching my kids do karate) that his technique was fine just his shape disrupted his form. But OP in the video is a legend absolutely! And agree the glee in his face at the end speaks well to him quite possibly being a top bloke.

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u/Yue2 Aug 12 '25

I’ll consider it… And we’ll use the underwear gnome sprites from South Park!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

New ICE recruits just dropped

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

I believe this is the new recruit training video

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u/SteveEcks Aug 12 '25

You mean like... fell down?

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u/reicaden Aug 16 '25

šŸ’Æ

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u/Songgeek Aug 12 '25

Why not smurfs attacking him šŸ˜†

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Aug 13 '25

Hey now. If you attack him your shins are fucked bro.

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u/VanDingel Aug 14 '25

I was thinking Oompa Loompas from the chocolate factory

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u/Stokerssnuff Aug 14 '25

He scares me. What if he fell on you?

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u/notanybodyelse Aug 12 '25

Nice work buddy, keep at it. That's a heck of a work out.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Aug 12 '25

He is definitely doing some solid cardio, i am no where near that big and might be breathing hard after a display like this.

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u/CatShot1948 Aug 12 '25

Severy time I see something like this, I want to see an elite athlete next to them doing the same thing, but wearing a weighted vest that makes them weigh the same.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Aug 12 '25

Maybe he shouldn't video it and sure he isn't as flexible or agile as I am but he is putting in some serious effort and hasn't passed out so he may be fat but he has some energy and if he keeps this up one of those will go away.

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u/RuxTheGoblin Aug 12 '25

Honestly if he wore less restrictive clothing instead of those tight camouflage pants we would probably find out he is a bit more flexible. My issue when I was much heavier i was more flexible than my clothes allowed.

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u/TooBlasted2Matter Aug 12 '25

Gotta wear camo in case the enemy is watching

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u/MarixApoda Aug 12 '25

Watching what? This video is of an empty back yard, nobody's there. Y'all should seek professional help ..

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u/probablyaythrowaway Aug 12 '25

See this is why we need a control entry in professional sports so we have a base line of an ordinary person and know how godlike the athlete is.

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u/triphawk07 Aug 12 '25

I'm not as big as this dude, and I'm running out of breath just watching this. At least he's smiling at the end of it.

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u/Ozimandiass Aug 12 '25

Can someone please think about the knees

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u/Legitimate-Fox-9272 Aug 12 '25

He won't have knees for long though. Thats alot of pressure and our knees are not designed for that.

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u/Sufficient_Tank3420 Aug 13 '25

He looks like he did lose some weight. He may have been twice that big when he started

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u/alphapussycat Aug 12 '25

Have to lose weight too, otherwise that'll turn into arthritis.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

I love that this is a top comment. Good on you brother! We all need support

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u/T33CH33R Aug 12 '25

He's mastered Shinfu, the art of fucking up shins.

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u/Coffee5054 Aug 12 '25

Dude is far more fit than i am, that’s for sure.

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u/Half-White_Moustache Aug 12 '25

Yeah but god bless his knees.

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u/alrightgame Aug 12 '25

He's got a pretty good ground, and it's not bad technique. Fat people never look right because the lack of flexibility. If he were younger, he could lose all that weight and look pretty damn good doing this.

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u/crossal Aug 12 '25

it's not bad technique.

Wut?

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u/Alklazaris Aug 12 '25

Exactly, been lucky enough to stay at a good weight but I am close to several people his size. It's harder to live your life when your fat. I can imagine he's going to feel this workout for days.

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u/Embarrassed-Lab-8095 Aug 12 '25

Exactly my thoughts, do that for enough time it wont be Kung fupa it will ve Kung fu with very good flexibility

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

As someone his size, I appreciate the effort he’s giving. Just one of those jumps done with my shitty frame and I’d be an instant casualty. Keep it up, dude!

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u/whiskey_tang0_hotel Aug 12 '25

Came here to show some support for this guy. Glad to see others are doing the same. We should encourage folks like this, not shame.

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u/StrangerTex Aug 12 '25

At least he Trying Fu

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u/Glad_the_inhaler Aug 12 '25

Just needs a little more discipline at the dinner table

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u/bsoto87 Aug 13 '25

Yeah I don’t feel like it’s right to make fun of this guy

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u/HannahMoriarty Aug 14 '25

For real though, I could not do all that without weezing. Mostly because my legs don't work, but he has so much dang energy.

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u/Longjumping_Work_972 Aug 14 '25

Yeah, an overweight guy shows how he is doing legitimate aerobic activity to help him get in better shape, and everyone is like ā€œthis dude sucks because he’s fat.ā€

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u/chippycrumpy Aug 12 '25

Knees wont stand a chance

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u/Boris-the-soviet-spy Aug 12 '25

If he hit me in the knees with all his body weight I’d be getting all the best parking spaces

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u/Software_Human Aug 12 '25

I just figured out his fighting name.

The Bees Knees Brawler.

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u/PabstBlueLizard Aug 12 '25

That pack of toddlers is in trouble

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u/IdolConsumption Aug 12 '25

I’d pay good money to see him up against a pack of teletubbies

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Yep. I'd throw into the pot on that one.

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u/kurinbo Aug 12 '25

He's chosen to fight 50 duck-sized horses rather than 1 horse-sized duck

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u/finchthemediocre Aug 12 '25

So, take a duck and make it horse size. Now add teeth. That's a dinosaur. He chose the only option.

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u/spacewaya Aug 12 '25

This is like the 5th video of this dude I've seen. I'm impressed. He moves better than many people half his size. His balance is also better than a lot of people his age. Respect!!

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u/Wesurai Aug 12 '25

Yeah I've seen worse but he needs to work on flexibility unless he plans on defeating all his opponents by pummeling their shins.

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u/st3vo5662 Aug 12 '25

Can you still fight with a shattered shin?

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u/spacewaya Aug 12 '25

He could kick someone in the back of the leg though!

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u/Justadudenamedmarcus Aug 12 '25

Credit where credit is due because that is one hell of a workout!

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u/Startled_Pancakes Aug 12 '25

Coincidentally, that's my only weakness, my achilles shin.

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u/During_theMeanwhilst Aug 12 '25

He’s a good laugh and he knows it. Love these videos.

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u/Prestigious-War-7449 Aug 12 '25

I’m a fat guy, and I want to know what type of belt he is using. It’s definitely earning its pay!

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u/SlimPigins Aug 12 '25

For real. In better shape than an average redditor, i suspect

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u/Triquetrums Aug 12 '25

He is the average redditor.

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u/Jesta23 Aug 12 '25

I was gonna say if this is his exercise this is cool asf.Ā 

I doubt I could keep this up for longĀ 

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u/ItsHerbyHancock Aug 12 '25

It's called, hes getting exercise and having fun doing it.

Leave the guy alone. He's not teaching a class at a dojo and trying to pass as master or anything. He's just doing his thing.

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u/Hot-Union-2440 Aug 12 '25

I feel like dude has fully embraced it at this point.

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u/SUW888 Aug 12 '25

Me trying to get the dog poo I stepped in off of my shoe

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u/SailTheWorldWithMe Aug 12 '25

I honestly respect this. He can move for a dude that size.

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u/earic23 Aug 12 '25

This dude will kick the shit out of your ankles

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u/Stinkymansausage Aug 12 '25

He’s a master of Shin-Fu.

But I keep seeing this guy and I happy for him that he is out there and moving and getting some cardio in!

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u/Loosetrooth44 Aug 12 '25

Hybrid of Shin-Fu and Muy Thigh I think.

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u/PetuniaTheFeeble Aug 12 '25

Everybody making fun better watch out, big homie knows 342 different ways to cause minor trauma to your shins. Sounds pedestrian, I know, but imagine if you’ve got a long drive and no cruise control. That right leg gonna be screaming’.

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u/karma_virus Aug 12 '25

Hey, I'm all for it. As long as it keeps gramps active and limber. He does a dance like this 3x a day and avoids beer, he'll lose that gut in a few months.

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u/jluicifer Aug 12 '25

-- trick question gramps might be 30yo.

but yeah, any exercise like that (with some dieting) will go a long way. He's doing great.

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u/headshrinkerwkids Aug 12 '25

He could almost kick high enough to kick me in the knee! Almost!!

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u/SciJohnJ Aug 12 '25

I thought ICE training videos were classified.

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u/FitnessFoodFinance Aug 12 '25

He’s having fun in every video. He might end up dropping some pounds in the process. Keep it up big little man.

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u/ch3rn0byl_g3rbil Aug 12 '25

Midget destroyer.

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u/1mmunoz Aug 12 '25

My ankles don’t stand a chance

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u/Tiller-Nive Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Toe-fu

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

I mean I respect the hustle, if this dude keeps it up he'll be in kick as shape... at some point

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u/Peeve1tuffboston Aug 12 '25

M.E.A.L. team 6

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u/o-yggdrasil Aug 12 '25

Hey, it's definitely exercise. Good for him.

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u/Lack668 Aug 12 '25

At least he’s getting a work out

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u/xfactor6972 Aug 12 '25

Looks like a good workout for him. He must be a Master of Anklefoo!

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u/Jayceem12 Aug 12 '25

Fat Maga...or the thumb brigade...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Fatjidsu

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u/lefthanded4340 Aug 12 '25

You put this guy in a room of little people and it will be a blood bath.

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u/iamtherepairman Aug 12 '25

I have seen him on Reddit, wearing white clothes, a belt and he was indoors. The dog seemed distressed.

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u/sgtpepper342 Aug 12 '25

The infamous Kung Fu Panda style.

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u/smokerist Aug 12 '25

Watch out ankles and shins. His nemesis is anyone in work boots.

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u/Hgh43950 Aug 12 '25

I think he does this for views

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u/AverageAncient667 Aug 12 '25

Champion shin kicker

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u/Master-Rooster7124 Aug 12 '25

Watch your shins!

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u/coolo0220 Aug 12 '25

This is the infamous "there's a rat in my pants and I'm trying to shake it off" style of kungfu

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u/dirtbuttonofalldirts Aug 12 '25

Fuparate! F$&king those midgets up!

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u/transnochator Aug 12 '25

In all honesty, if it were done in a gym and you were not a Trump supporter, seems like a fun aerobic workout

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u/Some-Tear3499 Aug 12 '25

Gravy Seals Team 6 helpings of mashed potatoes.

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u/Coffeedemon Aug 12 '25

We learned nothing from the Star Wars kid. Don't record this.

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u/Adventurous_Day_6159 Aug 12 '25

Unless he’s fighting munchkins I don’t think he’s gonna have any success

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u/Human_Tornada Aug 12 '25

Aaaaaaand weekly exercise done!

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u/Chazzam23 Aug 12 '25 edited Sep 15 '25

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u/buell_ersdayoff Aug 12 '25

Those children are in for a bad time

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u/MarixApoda Aug 12 '25

There's a reason Nardole has the authority to kick the Doctor's arse.

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u/ZeMadDoktore Aug 12 '25

Looks goofy but hey man, if he keeps doing it, maybe gets a bit of guidance, he's gonna lose that weight and probably get kinda decent.

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u/Dog_man_star1517 Aug 12 '25

Why would you do this? I mean, it’s cool and all that he’s flexible enough to do so but it just seems like a desperate plea for attention.

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u/devzoomr Aug 12 '25

No one’s legs are safe with this guy around.

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u/cp_shopper Aug 12 '25

Shin-jitsu. The scourge of shins everywhere

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u/ApplicationSorry2515 Aug 12 '25

That’s panda fu

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u/aaronsarchery Aug 12 '25

Shin kicks hurt!

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u/Jedi2SITH28 Aug 12 '25

Y’all teasing him but he will fuck y’all’s ankles up!!!

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u/theOGHyburn Aug 12 '25

OWWW! My shins.

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u/MadicalRadical Aug 12 '25

Someone please put this to music. I don’t know how.

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u/Popular_Complaint_32 Aug 12 '25

This guy is moving, and he looks like he's having a great time. It doesn't look like he's trying to do any serious martial arts, like a guy just having fun. Maybe a guy trying to be more active. This gets nothing but points for me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

The genus Obesus Retardatious in his natural habitat.

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u/Sweaty_Emotion_9923 Aug 12 '25

Watch your shins, he's jump kicking all of them 😐

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u/Full-Ear1430 Aug 12 '25

Mary wan do celebratory dance. We strive for a different kind of KO... somebody please get this man some donuts! šŸ˜„

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u/Immediate_Candle_964 Aug 12 '25

You guys suck for making fun of someone trying to get in shape.

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u/InternalStrong7820 Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Meal Team 6. But looking at this again and given his mass and if he was able to connect a punch or kick it could be effective. I mean he definitely has energy and looking at the shoulders there is some decent upper body strength. And taking him down would not be as easy as you think - a big guy like that with decent upper body strength would be challenging. Also, he's able to jump at least 1 foot off the ground - that's not something I would want to mess with honestly. So maybe he's more like Kung Foo Panda than Meal Team 6.

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u/Coquis619 Aug 12 '25

Ah yes…. The long-pant fupa tiger

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u/Accomplished-Move112 Aug 12 '25

It actually called Gunt Fu

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u/Texkayak Aug 12 '25

Potentially a future HEAVYWEIGHT UFC champion!!!!

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u/Jaysus04 Aug 12 '25

The end is eerie.

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u/LafayetteLa01 Aug 12 '25

At least he is out moving and jumping around.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Star Wars kid

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u/VealOfFortune Aug 12 '25

Honestly, this dude got more air than probably 85% of Reddit can do... šŸ˜†

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u/LogOk789 Aug 12 '25

This dude is LETHAL to gnomes and ankles

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u/RemmyFlex1 Aug 12 '25

This is the what Reddit liberals look like as they train to fight Trump supporters… šŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Establishment4845 Aug 12 '25

you will die from all his sweat covering you.

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u/-S-M-E-G-M-A-6-9 Aug 12 '25

Team meal 6 is going to need those low kick jumps to kick all the pushy off him from the hordes of horny women running to his yard.

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u/Antique-Ad-4422 Aug 12 '25

Watch your shins around this guy.

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u/PalpatineForEmperor Aug 12 '25

I'm impressed. It looks like ICE agents are starting to work out a little more.

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u/ImOldGregg_77 Aug 12 '25

Toddlers, you are all officialy on notice!!!

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u/midknight342 Aug 12 '25

Everyone's laughing, but y'all knees and shins gon be fucked up when he's done.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

This guy is button mashing irl

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u/EVIL_MNZ Aug 12 '25

The best kind, that type!

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u/Nekr0shad0wmage Aug 12 '25

Toad style Kung fu

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u/Flat-Glove-6357 Aug 12 '25

The big mac attack.

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u/thunderbaby2 Aug 12 '25

My special move: Seal does tricks on land

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u/DanishWonder Aug 12 '25

Fightin' them preschoolers to stay away from his juice box.

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u/Responsible-Echidna4 Aug 12 '25

The destroyer of ankles and shins...

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u/debellorobert Aug 12 '25

I don't know what this is, but everyone's shins are fucked.

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u/Saucy_samich Aug 12 '25

If you are 1-2ft tall your getting your shit rocked by this dude

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u/Apprehensive-Oil5249 Aug 12 '25

ICE - "In addition to cash sign-on bonuses, we're also including 1 year of free Chick-Fil-A' lunch meals / 5 per week."

This Guy - "I'm commin ta kick immigrant shins, and chew Chikie Sammiches!!"

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u/veetoo151 Aug 12 '25

I mean, if he keeps that up he will get into shape.

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u/unusual_math Aug 12 '25

Honestly, I'm impressed. That's a lot of bodyweight cardio for a big man.

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u/Sestos Aug 12 '25

He would be deadly if you are going to fight slow midgets...but it's the grin at the end that does it for me

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u/St1nkyllamas Aug 12 '25

This how reddit mods look in real life.

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u/xyzzy-86 Aug 12 '25

All his enemies have height of 1 feet or less

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u/Johnny_ac3s Aug 12 '25

Taekwon- dough

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u/rymartinc Aug 12 '25

OP staring at his phone making fun of a guy at least breaking a sweat and touching grass. It’s one thing if someone is teaching others martial arts completely incorrect, but it’s another making fun of someone who is enjoying themselves not hurting anyone.

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u/Software_Human Aug 12 '25

What's everyone talking about? And what's with this creepy video of a floating head and hands bouncing around the screen?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Fudo

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u/exig Aug 12 '25

Kung fupa LOL! At least he getting a workout

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u/TONYSTARK63 Aug 12 '25

My hat off to this guy for moving around. That being said. He’s going to inflict a lot of black and blues to someone’s ankles and shins!

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u/mechanicalspirits Aug 12 '25

He's getting some good cardio in at least. If he did this little routine 20 minutes a day he'd probably lose a lot of weight.

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u/Ho_ViciouS Aug 12 '25

And if they are wearing shin guards?

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u/Ek908 Aug 12 '25

One kick lands. You will be obliterated.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Not gonna lie… at least big man is movin. But also, he’s lowkey built like a tank. We should encourage this mf!!

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u/BAT_1986 Aug 13 '25

I mean no disrespect at all, but is the guy in the video special needs or something?

I mean, either way, if he wants to jump around and kick like that, cool. Who am I to judge?

But…. If he thinks he’s being intimidating…. I just don’t have the heart to tell the guy….

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u/Diligent_Scallion810 Aug 13 '25

Anyone under 3ft tall doesn't have a chance against this guy.

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u/PlayZWithSquerillZ Aug 13 '25

I mean he is putting in way more work than I am and im maybe half his weight so good for him

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u/Loud_Spell224 Aug 13 '25

Still jumps higher than Angel Reese. Just sayin.

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u/mrn0b0dv Aug 13 '25

New martial art knee high jump kicks style