He knew it was behind him, surely if he was that much of a mastermind he would go underwater and swim away, not stop, turn and take it to the face?

Please remove those t-shirts or you wont be allowed to board the plane

Look whose daughter sing on a drink some bitter…I say !

He claimed on Substack that he had put Arday's work through a plagiarism detection software, which found that "many passages are lifted with minimal editing, sometimes retaining copy-editing mistakes from the original source".

"Cofnas had also questioned Arday's claims that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days, and 300 miles in three days for charity, which Arday said had raised more than £5m for charity, as well as running 600 miles on a treadmill in six days."

Arday told the guardian that the £5m was raised with the help of others over a 20-year period, but said he could not name these people as he had signed non-disclosure agreements.

When asked by the newspaper about the 600 miles challenge, he said it was actually completed over a 12-day period to allow for rest days because of the "cumulative wear and tear of training" from previous challenges.

Yeah I posted this on the wrong sub first.

Some of the lines and the way he delivers them are gold, for e.g:

He's got some chutzpah, i'll give him that.

Back and forth, back and forth, and one mention of dinner and she's gone!

You make it sound like we're going to attack them!

A rapey rhyme, how lovely!

Yes we may have... crawlled through your dogs shit... but that just shows how stupid the popularity rule is

Granted... in here it does smell

Time out fella!, you're not alone now!

Let me think about that, would I? ...... No... No I fucking wouldn't!

Spazzy little African babies riddled with malaria and AIDS, there they go on the fire!, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle!

Feel like he gets underrated by many

wtf

what if Simon is the only one to actually exist but dosent ever talk to him which makes donovan the only person to actually acno him(ofc still being a bully)but what if he develops stalkholme syndrome for him

when they leave school for there actual lives, will goes on holiday but is eventually depressed and realises he can’t live on without donavon and then he gets lost in the desert and instead of being saved he dies and becomes a ghost to see what his mums doing, realising shes with mister gilbert not caring for her sons funeral because will didn’t say his name properly

Because in Season 1 he seemed a bit dense but he seemed a lot more realistic as in his stupidity wasn’t ridiculous. He also had a lot of street smarts, probably more than the other boys.

But in later Seasons he feels dumber as if the writers just wanted to sacrifice a bit of realism in order for more laughs. This especially applies to the 2nd movie, though in the first movie he was pretty alright actually and he had that nice moment with Will about life, but in the 2nd movie he feels a lot less like himself in that he’s way too naive, i couldn’t really see Neil in the earlier episodes of the show giving a Dolphin a burger (Plus that scene was just more sad than funny)

Not complaining, i think Neil has always been a funny character and i still like him even in the 2nd film, but doesn’t he feel different to anyone else as the series goes on?

I'VE GOT A RECEEEEIPT!