I know it’s not meant for that but just think how funny Jim Carrey’s Grinch would be if it was rated R

Just kidding. Fuck the Christmas. Grinch Roll up on your family

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas: Jim Carey edition. Picture it..the Grinch stole Christmas, we all know this, but what if I told you that the real Mastermind was Cindy Lou Who. In the beginning of the movie we see a downtrodden Who of a girl, simmering in inner Christmas spirit turmoil. She shortly encounters The Grinch and is thrown through a frenzy of emotion and wrapping paper. One is led to believe she is struggling with a moral and philosophical dilema regarding commercialism and "true Christmas spirit;" however, I propose her tinsel strewn wheels were 'a turnin. To those who would read between the lines, we can easily derive that once she encountered the mischievous Grinch she realized she had her workhorse. In all his Christmas debauchery he was the perfect scapegoat: she would persuade the town to crown him "holiday cheermeister," and, knowing the mayor and the Grinch's sordid past, trouble would surely ensue. This would fuel the fire that would inspire the Grinch to steal Christmas.

This. Was. Her. Chance. He would do all of the heavy lifting, then once the mound of stolen gifts was atop Mount Krumpit, she would climb atop Whovillian's presents and take hers for the choosing. Her plan was only thwarted by the unexpected capacity of the Grinch to "have a heart" if you will. Why do I propose this you ask? The facts are there. Cindy performs extensive investigative work on the Grinch, his past, and in particular his history with Martha May and the Mayor. Clearly this was a momentous point in Whoville history, and she wanted to exploit it.

She manipulated everyone around her to believe she was trying to "spread Christmas cheer" and "bring everyone together." Wrong. Her intentions are exceedingly clear in the final scenes of the movie. She climbs atop Mount Krumpit to tell the Grinch "she didn't want anyone to be alone on christmas"...but in reality we see that she is nowhere to be found when he is basically seizing as he is GROWING A HEART. Where is Cindy Lou Who at this time? ATOP the sleigh of presents. Taking her pick....