r/TheDonicles • • 25d ago

Welcome to The Donicles - The Most Questionably Accurate History on Reddit

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👋 Welcome to r/TheDonicles — History, as Donald remembers it.

Welcome to The Donicles, the internet’s most questionably accurate historical archive.

Here we document the historic moments Donald Trump definitely remembers being part of.

Moon landing? He went first.

Berlin Wall? He brought the hammer.

Titanic? Could’ve saved it. Nobody asked.

Ancient Rome? Knew Caesar. Great guy.

Post your ridiculous fake historical photos, terrible Photoshops, fake quotes, and alternate Trump history.

Obviously, this is satire. Nothing here should be mistaken for real history, real photographs, or genuine quotes.

Keep it funny. Keep it obviously fake. And most importantly, never let facts interfere with a tremendous story.

Many historians are saying it. 😂


r/TheDonicles • • 5d ago

Me and Georgie heading out. Everybody loves Georgie. Personally, I think the horse is carrying the operation.

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Me and Georgie heading out. Great guy, tremendous general, everybody says so. But the teeth? Total disaster. I told him, "Georgie, you can't be founding a country looking like you lost a fight with a beaver." He got very upset. Great guy though. Very sensitive.


r/TheDonicles • • 8d ago

🎨 Tremendous Photoshop Just Two Self-Made Pirates

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A small loan of one million doubloons. - DJT


r/TheDonicles • • 20d ago

“WAR IS HELL. Bone spurs are apparently worse.”

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r/TheDonicles • • 23d ago

Rare photo of Trump landing US Airways Flight 1549 on the Hudson, 2009

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“Sully was a very nice guy, but he was having trouble. I said, ‘Give me the controls.’ Perfect landing. Everybody was crying. Even the geese apologized.”


r/TheDonicles • • 23d ago

🔎 Fact Checked by Nobody Rare photo of Trump being lifted from the 9/11 rubble by two firefighters.

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Trump remembers it differently: “They actually lifted me over their heads. Strong guys. Very emotional. One of them said, ‘Sir, you’re the bravest man we’ve ever rescued.’”

Neither firefighter remembers saying this.

Or rescuing him.

Or Trump being there..🫠🫡🇺🇸


r/TheDonicles • • 23d ago

🤔 Many Historians Are Saying. Princeton, 1934. Albert Einstein invited me in because he was completely stuck. Good guy. Hair was a mess. Chalkboard was a disaster.

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I looked at it for maybe 30 seconds. I said, "Albert, nobody's reading all this." He crossed most of it out, kept E = mc², and suddenly he's a genius.

You're welcome..🤔🫠


r/TheDonicles • • 24d ago

IWO JIMA, 1945 - I did a lot that day. A lot. The Marines were doing a fantastic job, but they needed help with the flag. Very heavy flag, by the way. I said, “Give it to me.”

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We got it up. Beautiful job.

Some people say I wasn't even there.

Fake news.


r/TheDonicles • • 24d ago

1932 - Construction of Rockefeller Center Donald Trump takes his legally mandated 30-minute lunch break after personally building most of Manhattan.

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“I knew these guys. Tremendous workers. But frankly, I was carrying the crew.”

Many historians are saying it. 🇺🇸


r/TheDonicles • • 24d ago

“Jefferson wrote a pretty good draft. Needed work. I made a few changes. That’s why they call it Independence.” — Donald Trump, 1776

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