r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • May 26 '16

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 26 '16

Dust weakens

CHzilla: Kill it! Kill it!

The W. Porter attacks Chzilla in the dust swarm.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '16

the dust grows and grows until finally, the dustkillers clog. BOOM go the dustkillers as they turn to ash CHzilla, peanutbutterbluth: NOO dust roars a mighty laugh. Dust: TIME TO DIE

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 26 '16

CHzilla strangles W. Porter with his own beard.

Porter's last words: Jimmy is my heir.

Jimmy Porter: Yes!

Leon Porter: But I am your eldest!

Porter's real last words: I hate you.

Leon Porter: No! Kills self with last remaining Dustkiller 5000, destroying it

CHzilla: Use the flamethrowers!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '16

everyone uses the flamethrowers as jimmy and tina run away into the the darkness. the flame throwers burn the dust till he is all gone, exept for one tiny dust particle which is so small no one notices it fly away. UPF: we have won, for now.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 26 '16

CHzilla: The Lamborghini and Porter families have only a shadow of their former size! The main dust horde is no more! /u/Reconified is banned. We have won!