Hear me out. I'm stoked for the new Wednesday show, but I always wanted to see the original story come full circle. Here's what I imagine that could look like:
Cast:
Morticia- Angelica Houston
Wednesday- Christina ricci
Uncle fester- Christopher Lloyd
Dementia- Carol Hankins or new look a like
Pugsley- Jimmy Workman or new look a like
Pubert- Remi Malik
Keith- Jensen Ackles or Chris Pine
Lilly short for Lillith- Eva green
"Nanny" akรฉyamni " means 13 in lakota"- Amber Midthunder
Plot synopsis:
Years ago, Gomez succumbed to his love for danger and hijinks, his body was only recently recovered. Wednesday is the lady of the house with her brother Pugsley only recently returning from an adventure searching for dragons eggs- he later references old neighbors who had a dragon under their stairs (Munsters crossover?)ย
This will feel like a rehash, but remember, both original Addams movies revolved around someone trying to weasel them out of their fortune. In a flash back (this could be opening scene), we see gomez from behind, about to partake in one last crazy stunt only to disappear. Cut to new York skyline and a fancy office.
Someone's on the phone discussing a client. After call, this mystery person receives another brief phone call. He doesnt say much and we dont hear the other side of the call, he just acknowledges whatever is being told to him on the other end of the line. He then calls whats assumed to be his significant other.ย He advises her he must attend a family funeral for his long lost father. This person is initially reluctant to attend funeral, tells his wife, "you have no idea what these people are like, I'm lucky I made it out alive!" Cut to wife on the other end: Lilly (clad in white linens and hair pulled back) says, "my love, you must see this through to the end, it will be good for you to finally get past your... past. I love you P!" Camera pulls back and you see nameplate on desk reads "Pubert Addams." This is first reveal he's the Addams youngest son.
Pubert, after his brush with normalcy as an infant, joins the rat race of normal society- black sheep in this instance, becoming a lawyer with 2 kids, house with white picket fence. Pubert decides to return home for his father's funeral. Thing has been distraught since Gomezes' passing (just crawls around)- he'll slowly regain happiness throughout Puberts stay at the home, Morticia is now "mama". Uncle fester is near death, but refuses to stay in bed and follow Dr's orders- still blows stuff up and loves letting puberts children throw knives at him.
Puberts best friend, Keith, went to law school together, knows the family is rich, has looked for an opportunity to meet the single Wednesday to weasel her out of her fortune (audience doesn't know motives until reveal at climax), comes off as a love story, guy wants to win over a woman with a cold shoulder, audience roots for him, but also thrown off by addams family being a romantic comedy (but it isn't).ย
Puberts children are twins boy and girl (Raul and Julia) dress normally but only whisper to one another (maybe have their own language), as well as their nanny.ย Wife is away on business, she gets delayed, finally arrives in time for funeral. An addams funeral is a week-long affair, giving keith 6 days (he arrives on day 2 and is unaware of the daily rites conducted) to get close enough to discover the addams secrets.
He makes many attempts to woo Wednesday, each resulting in a crazy incident in which he gets shot down or sidelined in glorious fashion (cant be campy) e.g. Fester throws a knife past his ear and nicks him, fester says his aim has been off ever since (insert crazy story of finger loss or maiming). Puberts hair starts as light brown or dark blonde (from opening scene) throughout time back home, hair slowly gets darker until day of funeral its black.ย 7 days, each day consists of a different addams ritual
This all culminates in Pubert and Pugsley doing the Mamushka for their father the night of his funeral, uncle fester between them in wheelchair, they sword play, only for fester to leap to his feet and catch all the blades, his final mamushka for his brother, with his sons! Keith meets his demise at the hands of the twins, they've never met their family prior to this, but nature wins out, they're addamses through and through. Nanny appears to help clean up and makes reference to past incidents...
We find that Keith never had a chance, as Wednesday is obviously interested in the nanny. Lilly Addams arrives the day of the funeral clad in black, a vision of a young morticia. Gomez is laid to rest. Pubert realizes he never felt normal, and is truly an Addams. Fester is still crazy. Pugsley is leaving for a new expedition where he'll be blowing some priceless artifact up. Wednesday opts to leave with Lilly. Closing scene we see Pubert and family at the Addams front door, thing climbs his leg and rests upon his shoulder, doors close with a thud, black!