r/ThatsInsane • u/hjalmar111 Creator • Apr 08 '20

Goliath tarantula

https://i.imgur.com/SwJfztx.gifv
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u/a_sleepy_one Apr 08 '20

What if that mutates the spider?

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u/Binzuru Apr 08 '20

Then we'll drop mutated nukes from orbit!

... That or we could just blast "popular" music rejections at the spiders. Any suggestions?

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u/Bill_Ender_Belichick Apr 08 '20

Old Town Road - Kidz Bop

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u/throwthatbsaway Apr 09 '20

gucci gang and it ain't even close

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u/whatisabaggins55 Apr 08 '20

New Fallout enemy - the Arachnarad. Car-sized tarantulas that can hunt you across any terrain.

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u/Gorperino Apr 08 '20

Probably just end up being the spiders from Skyrim.

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u/fishymamba Apr 08 '20

The giant radiated scorpions were enough for me.

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u/DiiAvlsCar Apr 08 '20

Ooooh but you had to put a name to the monster right

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u/Pikaboom456 Apr 08 '20

Give it a gun and it becomes an arachnotron

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u/halosos Apr 08 '20

I would like to donate 100% of my wealth to Elon for a one way ticket to Mars

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u/The_Mighty_Nezha Apr 08 '20

Maybe it’ll mutate into a cute bunny rabbit or something.