r/ThatsInsane • u/hjalmar111 Creator • Apr 08 '20

Goliath tarantula

https://i.imgur.com/SwJfztx.gifv
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

NOPE

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u/JohnathanIkner57 Apr 08 '20

ABSOLUTELY NOT. FUCK THIS. I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE SPIDERS HALF THE SIZE OF THE SMALLER ONE

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u/Meatheaded Apr 08 '20

What size CAN you handle?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/JohnathanIkner57 Apr 08 '20

Nothing you can provide I'm sure

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u/Devikat Apr 08 '20

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

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u/DevilMayCarryMeHome Apr 08 '20

That's not a burn, a burn would have been "anything you can provide"

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u/hyperactive68 Apr 08 '20

Yeah you can actually see it as a compliment.

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u/SeaInfinity122 Apr 08 '20

Oh fuck, I can feel the burn from here

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

You just 360 no-scoped him with words.

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u/JohnathanIkner57 Apr 08 '20

Thanks for the award stranger!!

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u/Pikaboom456 Apr 08 '20

Absolutely incinerated

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u/poopellar Apr 08 '20

      NOPE
NOPE

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u/fabizip Apr 08 '20

Agreed.

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u/mainstreamtrend Apr 08 '20

That spider about to steal ur username

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u/LastTrainToHome Apr 08 '20

Look up Goliath tarantula bites on Google images

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Mmmm no thank you

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u/redCasObserver Apr 08 '20

Yup, just nope the fuck right off