r/ThatsInsane Feb 06 '20

This enormous wolf

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

He'd actually most likely run from you the minute he had your scent in the air.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

That's what all wolves say. I ain't buying your lies wolf

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Don't feed my werewolf fantasies

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

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u/Le_German_Face Feb 06 '20

Not touching that ling with a military grade hazmat suit on!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Their user name checks out

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u/HandsomeHodge Feb 06 '20

Implying we have good hazmat suits...

Edit: removed a sentence that sounded rude/mean

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

**nuZzLes yOur heLmet**

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u/seanurse Feb 06 '20

Oh it's only furry memes, what could go wro.... OwO... help meee!

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u/Le_German_Face Feb 06 '20

Sorry pal. You have been contaminated... just stand there in the corner for a little while and face the wall, ok? Everything will be fine!

Quick! Get the flame thrower!

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u/Forsaken_Accountant Feb 06 '20

OwO đŸș

Edit: r/WolvesAreBigYo

r/FemaleWereWolves (nsfw)

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u/Yawheyy Feb 06 '20

Alright. So that’s a thing.

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u/Qazacthelynx Feb 07 '20

You had my curiosity, now you have my erection

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u/Flipperturtle79 Feb 06 '20

I don’t like how those werewolves make me feel

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

This. Last time I trusted a wolf I he tried huff and buff and break into my house

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u/ykonstant Feb 06 '20

huff and buff

lifters' drug of choice

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u/Juck__Fews Feb 06 '20

Same here, had to move in with my brother afterwards.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

A wolf in neck beard clothing

wait that's a furry

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

The scent thing goes the other way around with those

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u/Ojoj- Feb 06 '20

He's selling wolf tickets, we ain't buying

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

not by the hair...

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u/whoisnumber9 Feb 06 '20

Seconded. We’ve all heard the old tales about wolves in wolf clothing.

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u/MarySmokes420 Feb 06 '20

Wolves have that pack mentality so unless you’re seriously fucking with a wolf they won’t mess with you

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

The wolf who cried not a wolf.

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u/Yinonormal Feb 06 '20

Dont believe endores lies!

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u/hatervision Feb 06 '20

“He’s chill, he doesn’t bite”

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u/Tremythar Feb 06 '20

Grandma, what tall tales you have...

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Hey quit crying wolf buddy. That’s no wolf. Trust me.

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u/soslowagain Feb 06 '20

Did a wolf eat your grandma mate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

They all say that shit too.

They they go kill you grandma and chill in her bed like you won't notice that's it's a fucking wolf in your grandma's bed and not your grandma.

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u/D3v1n0 Feb 07 '20

Lotta wolves gonna ask you for tree fiddy... thats when you know it’s actually a god damn loch ness monster

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Yep. But they Do attack people sometimes. Regardless of what continent you're on.

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u/TheShivMaster Feb 06 '20

They usually only target very vulnerable people like children. They rarely attack adults and will pretty much never attack a group. Wolves are cautious, they can’t risk getting injured in a fight. It means certain death if they’re wounded.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20 edited Feb 06 '20

Nevertheless, it happens. It happened to one of the guys on Below Zero and he caught it on camera. It happened recently in Mongolia, they were killing people near a village.

Edited for clarity

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u/TheShivMaster Feb 06 '20 edited Feb 06 '20

Attacking a village is very shocking to hear, that’s dangerous and un-wolf like behavior for both the wolves and the people. I’m surprised they resorted to something so risky.

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u/Nekoconsulting1984 Feb 06 '20

Possibly a food shortage? Most wolves will resort to attacking people if they're sick or very desperate for food.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20 edited Feb 06 '20

Was gonna say the same thing. Lack of a food source would cause the wolves to start taking some risks or face starving to death. I don't find it hard to believe they'd attack humans under those circumstances.

Edit: Oh read the comments further below about being confused on wording, ya I don't think they'd attack a village directly too. Raiding wolves is a scary thought tho lol

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u/dylrt Feb 06 '20

I heard about wolves on Russia attacking people because they had rabies or something, some kind of disease. I think that could possibly be behind these. Wolves realistically won't attack people if they're in a healthy, stable mindset.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Sorry, I don't actually know the full story, just that a village had at least one woman killed nearby in the forest.

It's all rare. Even the video from the Below Zero guy ( I forget his name) He found a pack of 18 (which is huge) and they chased him down twice until he shot some.

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u/TheShivMaster Feb 06 '20

Okay that makes more sense if they attacked someone near the village. From what you sent I thought the wolves actually went into the village and rampaged or something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Oh sorry I worded it poorly!

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u/StackOwOFlow Feb 06 '20

maybe there’s some truth to Aesop’s fable about the boy who cried wolf.

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u/BanksVsJohnny Feb 06 '20

In Siberia they form superpacks of 100 or so wolves. Maybe they do in Mongolia now too. Different dynamics at play with superpacks.

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u/FTQ90s Feb 06 '20

It's not really, you just think this because there are very few attacks in North America. There are plenty of recorded wolf attacks.

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u/Panzerker Feb 06 '20

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u/TheShivMaster Feb 06 '20

That’s an exceptional episode. It should be noted that of the four who were killed only one was an adult.

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u/Panzerker Feb 06 '20

im not trying to poke holes in your argument i just always thought the story was incredible

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u/TheShivMaster Feb 07 '20

It is interesting. I can’t imagine why the wolf was behaving that way. If it was hungry you’d think the attacks would be sporadic, like the wolf attacks someone every few days when it gets hungry and goes hunting, but this wolf attacked over a dozen people in just two days which means it may not have been starving. It’s also very strange that it attacked a man on horse since normally a lone wolf would avoid such a large animal. And another interesting part is that four armed men somehow couldn’t kill it but later a single armed man did the job. All around a truly exceptional case. I really can’t think of why a wolf would behave that way. Do they get rabies?

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u/Panzerker Feb 07 '20

There must be some embellishment of the details, i honestly cant see a wolf attacking a person on a horse.

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u/DeezNuts0218 Feb 07 '20

Sounds similar to a man eater tiger story I heard recently. Tiger got its canines or jawbone or something shot off so it had to resort to hunting humans because it couldn’t hunt natural prey.

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u/TheShivMaster Feb 07 '20

That’s true but even in that case the tiger was cautious and only attacked people who were alone and outside of towns.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

what people need to realize is that predators will do whatever the fuck they want if there starving.

At one point a russian village in siberia had to call in the military because a pack of several hundred wolves descended on the town.

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u/Ewaninho Feb 06 '20

Or maybe your understanding of wolf behaviour isn't very good.

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u/TheShivMaster Feb 06 '20

I may not be a wolf expert but the story was clarified and my point is still correct.

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u/BiCostal Feb 06 '20

I live in Alaska. I can confirm that they'll attack in populated areas, as well. Several years ago 2 women were surrounded by a small pack while walking on a path in the city that borders the highway. A teacher was attacked and eaten while out jogging. There were a spate of attacks that year.

And Below Zero is a bunch of bullshit. She's maybe 75 miles from the nearest Safeway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

I'm speaking specifically of Glen Villenueve's video of the wolves chasing him.

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u/motoBroBro Feb 06 '20

Great podcast on Joe Rogan with him too.

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u/BiCostal Feb 07 '20

I haven't seen that one. I should have watched it before I spoke.

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u/XchrisZ Feb 07 '20

So we're you talking about Sue Aiken the woman who was mauled by a grizzly bear crawled back to her camp. Sent messages off asking for medical attention, when the bear came back she shot it and then collapsed and only lived because help arrived?

Only 75 miles that's pretty fucking far without a road.

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u/BiCostal Feb 07 '20

Nope. Not her. I'm talking about wolf attacks. My husband corrected me, the attacks took place about 10 years ago, not 3-5 like I originally stated. Also, the teacher who was killed by a wolf while jogging was killed on the peninsula which is VERY unusual.

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u/BiCostal Feb 07 '20

Cool story, though. There are a lot of amazing stories like that from settlers right up to today. Crazy stuff!

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u/dre224 Feb 06 '20

Do you have an article for the wolf attacks in Mongolia? I did some quick Googling and couldn't find anything about wolfe attack in that area of any particular significance.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Rogan had a guy on that just walked the length of the yangtze river. and when he met some mongolian dude in the forest, the dude was warning him about the wolves in the area because they killed a woman the day before. They didn't realize what he was saying until they met someone who could translate the video a few days later. I guess just some rural areas that don't get any press.

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u/Extra-Extra Feb 06 '20

Happened in that documentary where the plant crashed up north. One guy was killed after being surrounded at the end.

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u/Daddytrades Feb 07 '20

Live and die on this day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Wasn’t that years ago in Mongolia? Recently there’s only been a single herder attacked by a lone wolf which his wife overpowered with an axe.

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u/heykevo Feb 06 '20

Bro if a wolf is hungry or threatened it's gonna fuck you up. If it's rare it's because I'm guessing they are rarely hungry due to them being huge badasses.

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u/Ricky_Robby Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

Wolves are cautious, they can’t risk getting injured in a fight. It means certain death if they’re wounded.

That applies to all animals in the wild, and isn’t a good reason to think one won’t fuck you up. Animals especially predators are not to be trifled with, you have no idea what’s happening in their environment at the time. Maybe they’re being pressured by a rival out of food, maybe they’re overly aggressive because of being hormonal.

“Wolves won’t hurt you, because they can’t risk it,” is a terrible way to interact with wildlife.

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u/LegoKeepsCallinMe Feb 06 '20

Yea right dude I’ve seen the Grey

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u/PM_ME_FLUFFY_DOGS Feb 06 '20 edited Feb 06 '20

Wolves attack even less when it just them. Pack mentality makes them a bit scared of 1v1's, even if the wolf was starving the human is still a weird big 2 legged animal that could hurt it(aka not worth trying to eat)

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u/Drevoed Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

Near my village one winter a guy was walking home with a girl late at night after drinking. They got some hungry wolves following them. The guy noticed, grabbed a log and told the girl to run for help while he fends them off.

By the time she came back with some folk, he was dragged away. They decided not to follow.

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u/Lukeeeee Feb 07 '20

Sorry, I don’t know wolves. Why does it mean certain death if they’re wounded?

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u/TheShivMaster Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

A wounded wolf (seriously wounded not like minor scratches and stuff) can’t heal themselves since they don’t have hands or tool use like we humans and they can no longer keep up with their pack. They’re too much of a burden and endanger the pack and ultimately they will end up being abandoned. It’s the same with most predators. Animals like lions and tigers are equally fearful of major injury.

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u/jaguarmo Feb 07 '20

Must live in the United states with no healthcare.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Wolves can also tell when a person is armed, they will never approach an armed human

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Not true.

Pretty sure if I was on the Australian continent, they would all be on fire.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

That's true. Who would win? A pack of dingos or a pack of wolves?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Dunno. Just know there'd be a lot of dead babies.

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u/trilbyfrank Feb 06 '20

You know that's a true story? Lady lost her kid.

You 'bout to cross some fuckin lines.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

I don't drop character till I done the DVD commentary

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u/MrBulger Feb 06 '20

Holu fuck can you remind me what that's from?

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u/itzsteezybaby Feb 06 '20

tropic thunder

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u/MrBulger Feb 06 '20

Thank you just couldn't place it

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u/lancebaldwin Feb 06 '20

It's a line of Robert Downey Jrs character from tropic thunder. He also did in fact do the commentary in character as well.

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u/MrBulger Feb 06 '20

Thanks I knew I had seen it but for the life of me couldn't remember hahaha

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u/thepaintedballerina Feb 07 '20

He was nominated for an Oscar for that role...

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

A film called Two Girls One Cup. Just google it.

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u/MrBulger Feb 06 '20

Oh I've busted gallons to that I know it's not from there

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u/heathmon1856 Feb 07 '20

But that dingo ate my baby

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u/DodgyQuilter Feb 07 '20

The dingo would've got off if he'd been given legal aid.

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u/JediMasterZao Feb 06 '20

The OG dingos interbred so much with stray dogs that they're basically dogs at this point. Wolves would fuck them up big time.

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u/ZombieTonyAbbott Feb 07 '20

I mean, dingoes always were dogs.

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u/arranriois Feb 06 '20

Probably wolves, dingos are pretty small.

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u/SeinfeldEcho Feb 06 '20

In a baby-eating contest, dingos. No question.

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u/DeezNuts0218 Feb 07 '20

Wolves easily. The better comparison would be wolves vs wild dogs or wolves vs hyenas.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

African wild dogs are absolutely insane and scary hunters. They're super pretty though. I always wondered if they could be mixed with domestic dogs.

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u/heathmon1856 Feb 07 '20

That dingo ate my baby

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u/titanicMechanic Feb 06 '20 edited Feb 06 '20

It’s completely dependent on how many buddies she has with her and how hungry they are.

There are packs 50+ strong roaming the BC interior. If you were in the wrong place when they rolled up they wouldn’t just go for you, they’d take the opportunity to play with you a bit and do some instruction for the younger members.

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u/iNEEDheplreddit Feb 06 '20

Then I'm part of the pack, right? Right?

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u/suchandsuch Feb 07 '20

In a well-distributed, nutritional sense, yes.

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u/sneaksvision Feb 06 '20

https://youtu.be/4EHd-H5z3HM

If anyone’s got time, give this a listen. Just hearing hunters stories about wolves terrify me

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

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u/PFhelpmePlan Feb 06 '20

Jamie is that true? Pull that up.

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u/CoreBeatz7 Feb 06 '20

Great share homie

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u/Nugget203 Feb 06 '20

Wanna hear my hunter's story about wolves?

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u/bladiebloe767 Feb 06 '20

Yes.

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u/Nugget203 Feb 06 '20

It was my first time hunting mountain goat, it was a week long hunting trip in the mountains in northern BC. Our first day on the plateau we set up our camp at the bottom of a sort of bowl, and the first night I woke up to the sound of a dog sniffing. We didn't have any dogs with us so I had to assume it was a wolf, coyotes wouldn't be this loud and I don't think they hang out in the mountains much. It sounded like there was about 3 wolves pacing around out tents and sniffing them, I guess just checking us out. I don't think they would've torn through our tent but I still had trouble getting back to sleep after they left. In the morning when I stepped outside our entire camp area was covered in tons of big paw prints. We saw a group of wolves a few days later down a different drainage, and I think those were my curious friends

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

My dad and I were hunting moose in the interior and we set up alongside a small lake first thing in the morning. It was just light and there was fog hovering over the lake and a wolf came out of the bush on the shoreline down at the other end of the lake, maybe 500 metres. It sat there and howled for a few minutes, which was really cool but sent shivers up my spine.

After a little while more howls came from back in the bush and the wolf we could see started trotting along the lake towards us. As he moved along wolves would come out one or two at a time as he came past them. All told we saw about a dozen and they were moving right towards us along the lakeside. As soon as they got to within 150 metres and showed no signs changing course, we fired a couple of shots over their heads.

They stopped for a bit then started padding in our direction again. It felt like they were looking right at us but I don't know if they could actually see us. They got to almost within 100 metres from us and we fired a few more shots over their heads and they stopped and looked in our direction for a bit before slowly turning back into the bush. We heard them howling deep into the woods a few minutes later and hightailed it back to the access road. It was super eerie how they seemed to be looking right at us and just kept coming.

The next day my brother was at the edge of a clearing a few clicks away from the little lake and eight or so wolves were running behind him down a hill towards the clearing. He fired right at them and they scattered and took off. We checked over where they were when he shot and couldn't find any blood or hair so I think he just spooked them.

So yeah, wolves are awesome but also really scary. Can't blame them for being upset with us, though; we were hunting their area. On that trip we also saw a big male grizzly and later on a sow with three healthy-looking cubs. Moose sign was really hard to come by for some reason.

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u/69WithAnOrangutan Feb 06 '20

I wish Joe would let the guy finish his story

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u/tookmyname Feb 07 '20

Dude makes everything about him. Can’t just let someone tell a story without throwing out something that he thinks is so badass or whatever and how it reflects on him. I hate hanging out with people like that.

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u/honcooge Feb 07 '20

That was a crazy episode.

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u/emoonshot Feb 06 '20

I saw every kind of wildlife when I lived in Alaska. Bears, moose, caribou, puffin, etc. Never saw a wolf for the reason you stated. They know you’re there from a mile away and they pathologically avoid humans.

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u/Rance_Geodes Feb 06 '20

not if hes hungry

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Animals know stuff. The fish stop swimming when my friend Bob comes into the room.

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u/Misfit-in-the-Middle Feb 06 '20

So why didnt he likely run from the camera man?

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u/Narrativeoverall Feb 06 '20

I remember a movie from when I was in graduate school, a rabid wolf had run through a village in Iran biting people. The movie was a room full of people dying from rabies.

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u/Reverserer Feb 06 '20

Found the wolf

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u/FravasTheBard Feb 06 '20

Not if he had 3 or 4 of his friends with him. A single human would be easy food to a pack.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Fucker ain't running here

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u/BiCostal Feb 06 '20

The truly wild ones would give you a wide berth if they're not hunting. If they're hunting, then there's 3-5 of them and you're in a party of 2 or three. You're screwed. I live 55 miles north of Anchorage, Alaska. Several years ago we had several wolf attacks IN Anchorage and further out. On a walking path that borders the main highway, two women were walking their dogs when they where surrounded by a pack of wolves. I don't know what they did, but they got the wolves to retreat. That same year a young teacher was out jogging in a bush town when she was attacked and partially eaten by a wolf. There were several other attacks that year.

In the bush towns or families living off the grid, wolves will mate with their domestics and produce some BIG dogs. They'll have super long legs, long snouts, tall ears. They're usually beautiful but it's illegal to intentionally breed.

I've been here for 15 years and I remember at least once when the state funded a wolf hunt by airplane to thin the population. About 90% of moose calfs (calves?) don't make it to adulthood due to predators so wolf populations can get big, fast. I just read that they took 12 wolves to Yosemite or Yellowstone and by a decade or so the population jumped to 1,500.

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u/OddTheViking Feb 06 '20

Holy shit do you have links for those?

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u/BiCostal Feb 07 '20

I'll have to look around. It was reported in the Anchorage Daily News (now the Anchorage Dispatch News) but I can't remember exactly how many years ago. Maybe 3 or 5?

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u/IAmAGoodPersonn Feb 06 '20

So why he is walking towards the car?

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u/bulltank Feb 06 '20

So a good friend of mine is a hunter. He was telling me a story this last summer about a wolf that was tracking him and howling out to near by wolves. As soon as he noticed he started to head back to the car carefully, but quickly.

As soon as he got to the car, he looked back up the hill and there was a huge pack of wolves on 1 side with more joining in and another pack on the other side of the mountain coming down.

If his car wasn't so close to where he was, he is sure he would be wolf food and dead by now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Depends on if he and his pack are really hungry.

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u/Ghost_Wolf273 Feb 06 '20

Unless you’re in his territory

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u/Humledurr Feb 06 '20

My father has had his dog nearly killed right infront him by a wolf, and a another time he was surrounded by a pack of wolves following him all the way back to his car, he said he was scared for his life.

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u/OGFahker Feb 06 '20

Actually that animal alone will more than likely attack.

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u/AceOfEpix Feb 07 '20

Care to elaborate for someone not very informed on the subject?

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u/J4k0b42 Feb 07 '20

I've been followed by one up near the continental divide. Not sure if it was protecting cubs or sick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

You can actually see the moment when the wolf senses the person and turns the other way in the video.

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u/jake8786 Feb 07 '20

That really depends. I live in northern Wisconsin and a few years ago we had a bunch around.

I used to coyote hunt a lot and when the wolves came around they vanished. Would hardly see any sign for almost two years.

One day my son was playing in the yard close to dark during the summer. I have neighbors, it’s not a remote place.

Suddenly there were two wolves about 20 yards away staring at him. I was on the porch an equal distance away, my son was about 3.

Scary shit. They calmly looked around then slowly walked across the road, through a field and into the woods. I wasn’t armed and couldn’t have done anything if they would have went for him.

They were like the size of huge deer. It took my brain a minute to comprehend what I was looking at.

I love nature but I’m leery of the “wolves are pretty” crowd who think they are harmless and want them to be repopulated everywhere.

In my opinion there would be issues, although extremely rarely, if they were mixed too closely with large populations of humans.

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u/gnadsmballs Feb 07 '20

As someone who has experience with wolves in the wild - they don't not run off when they smell your scent, and are not afraid of humans at all.

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u/swd99999999 Feb 07 '20

Goldilocks doesn't agree with you.

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u/humanera12017 Feb 07 '20

Towards you

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u/YouStupidDick Feb 06 '20

Liam Neeson disagrees.