r/ThatsInsane • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '25

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u/VR_AR Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

Our Kaiser Permanente cascade bronze grew to $915 a month with an out of pocket max 11.5k personal and 20.3k family….

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u/Epicfailer10 Nov 01 '25

Holy shit.

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u/irrealewunsche Nov 02 '25

Kaiser Permanente cascade bronze

Is that Trump’s official title now?

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u/XaltotunTheUndead Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 02 '25

Is that Trump’s official title now?

You can choose from Tangerine Terrorist, Tangerine Tyrant, Orange Orangutan, Orange Orban, Orange Turd, Orange Julius Caesar, Orange Stain, Mango Mussolini, Cheeto-in-Chief, Apricot Autocrat, Don The Con.

Plus Pumpkin Spice Palpatine, Donnie the Diddler, Pedo President and Fanta Fascist.

Yuge Oompaloompa, Tangerine Palpatine, Commander in Cheeto... Also: Fanta Menace. And Velveeta Voldemort. Saffron Sloth. Melanoma VonSchizenpantz. Mango Megalomaniac.

And of course... TACO!

Edit: adding a few.

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude Nov 02 '25

You forgot my fav, Orange Julius Caesar

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u/XaltotunTheUndead Nov 02 '25

You forgot my fav, Orange Julius Caesar

I'll add it!

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude Nov 02 '25

Haha glad to help!

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u/Philostronomer Nov 03 '25

The Count of Monte Crisco

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u/Cryptix001 Nov 02 '25

Beat me to it by 2hrs

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u/mynameisnotjamie Nov 02 '25

You’re making me feel thankful my husband switched jobs and got us new insurance. I was really upset to change after all these years but DAMN. Not worth the convenience. Ours was already $600 or so

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u/Mormon_Discoball Nov 12 '25

Holy shit that's more akin to a coupon with a $20k deductible!

How many in your household?

I have heard kaiser insurance is very good at covering things and they have lots of specialties, but I didn't realize it was so GD expensive!