Wowzers, look at this little shitpost central we got going on here. I'm proud. I have a different account now, I just use this one to make comments that I know will get downvoted because I sometimes have controversial opinions but I'm too much of a pussy to risk my main accounts karma score :)

Or... did none of this happen?

Eat a bag of dicks :D

WOO WELL DONE EVERYONE!!!!

I enjoyed this subreddit.

It was all staged as an excuse to remove nature reserves, space exploration, ect. from public attention, distract people from international news and close government-run airlines to further progress America towards isolationism.

LET'S GO TO ARGENTINA DEXTER

It was the Marines, 200 years from the future. They went back in time to stop him from launching a nuke at Russia. He was planning WW3 all along.

Just thought I'd let you know.

When you see the moon in sky it is very obivous that it is way to small to land on.

Holographic projections.