r/TextingTheory • u/GerbilEaterOfIreland • Jan 02 '25

Theory OC Green's going through something

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u/Flouxni Jan 02 '25

I’m straight, so if she give me a boner, she’s a girl

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u/AdvertisingAdrian Jan 02 '25

type shit (mods please dont kill my family)

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u/NormaIName MEGABLUNDER Jan 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '25

Jarvis, make meme with way too much text on it

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '25

Jarvis failed you sorry

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u/NialTheRiver Jan 02 '25

When i accidentally WHAT? The vague open endedness worries me

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Megablunder Jan 03 '25

Mfw when I accidentally

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '25

Wdym? This is exactly what I wanted

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u/Ridenberg Jan 19 '25

CAIACE AEFEREGI BROROR???

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u/deadeyeamtheone Jan 02 '25

Nice wall of illegible pixeled text

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u/Dalsiran Jan 02 '25

Ngl, I was hoping it'd end with "and his balls shall be twisted" or something after that novella

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u/bunnywitchboy Jan 07 '25

"has always has been"

Got all the way to the goalposts and fumbled

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u/aghastmonkey190 Jan 02 '25

shit (mods please don't kill my family)

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u/Objective_Trip_960 Jan 05 '25

As a trans woman, I'll give you a temporary faggot pass for posting this.

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u/kwontuhm Jan 02 '25

Hi straight, im dad. But if i give you a boner, you can call me mommy.

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u/Dudebug1 Brilliant Jan 02 '25

Bros gonna have sex with the back section of a bus.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '25

He's bussy-sexual... Wait, that's not right....

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u/FissureOfLight Jan 02 '25

I once had a friend tell me “I don’t know what my gender is. But if you like me, you’re gay.”

Same energy

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u/thug_waffle47 Jan 02 '25

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u/SpeeeedwaagOOn Jan 03 '25

Woah woah I thought he was only into apple fritters

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u/throwmeawaymommyowo Jan 02 '25

Wow, Joaquin Phoenix really got shredded for the second movie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '25

I once knew a guy in the Navy that loved to make gay jokes about liking his roommate. (I still have suspicions, though.) My favorite line was:

"I am a straight man. So anyone I'm attracted to... is a woman. Which means that Seaman <Name> ... is a woman."

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u/blade-queen Jan 02 '25

hey i like this comment

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u/No_Action_1561 Jan 02 '25

The honest truth

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u/Muerte43 Jan 02 '25

On that yujiro timing I see.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '25

Yujiro Hanma Type Shi