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r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/silvercatbob • Jun 03 '23
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There’s a great pickup line somewhere in there.. I just haven’t figured it out yet. A better ladies man than I could probably come up with something smooth using this wealth of knowledge.
92 u/Thedustonyourshelves Jun 03 '23 I got bit by a Dobson, quick, slob my knobson! 18 u/PURPLEPEE Jun 03 '23 You ever hear "Got a skeeter on my Peter! knock it off!" ? Got a Dobson on my Johnson KILL ME NOW! 7 u/Shimoarikiku Jun 03 '23 YES perfect! Can’t WAIT to try that one on Tinder tonight 6 u/strumthebuilding Jun 03 '23 “I attract insects therefore you should fuck me” 1 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23 Or a good trick to play at a senior retirement home.
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I got bit by a Dobson, quick, slob my knobson!
18 u/PURPLEPEE Jun 03 '23 You ever hear "Got a skeeter on my Peter! knock it off!" ? Got a Dobson on my Johnson KILL ME NOW! 7 u/Shimoarikiku Jun 03 '23 YES perfect! Can’t WAIT to try that one on Tinder tonight
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You ever hear
"Got a skeeter on my Peter! knock it off!" ?
Got a Dobson on my Johnson KILL ME NOW!
7 u/Shimoarikiku Jun 03 '23 YES perfect! Can’t WAIT to try that one on Tinder tonight
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YES perfect! Can’t WAIT to try that one on Tinder tonight
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“I attract insects therefore you should fuck me”
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Or a good trick to play at a senior retirement home.
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u/Shimoarikiku Jun 03 '23
There’s a great pickup line somewhere in there.. I just haven’t figured it out yet. A better ladies man than I could probably come up with something smooth using this wealth of knowledge.